Maron

Mama 👧🏼👦🏼Harry Potter obsessed 👓⚡️Starbucks Addict ☕️ Wine Enthusiast 🍷 Murder Shows Lover 📺

[Maron @maron27]

@boujeegypsyxo @MDGOP @EFFE4USA @MDBayNews @dancox4maryland And they wonder why people have expired tags and shit. Also the toll fees are crazy lol 😂 you can take that toll notice and shove it up your asshole

[Maron @maron27]

Bought my own birthday cake for tomorrow. Bought my own presents.

[Maron @maron27]

I’m just out here living off vibes and hoping for the best

[Maron @maron27]

It’s too cold to live in Maryland right now. Absolutely not

[Maron @maron27]

I giggle first…. Thats how you the chaos is loading

[Maron @maron27]

As a Scorpio I’ll take that grudge all the way to my grave 🪦

[Maron @maron27]

@mrmikeMTL We are tired from partying for 15 years and out running the streets. 😭

[Maron @maron27]

Big Scorpio Energy ♏️

[Maron @maron27]

Why is Halloween candy so expensive. Like sorry kids your goodie bags this year will be mini erasers and stickers. 😂😭

[Maron @maron27]

If you love her, chase her

-Michael Myers

[Maron @maron27]

@chefsevenn I will stop all fast food

[Maron @maron27]

@boujeegypsyxo Girl 😂😂 someone said it was the most unhinged thing they ever said to someone and I couldn’t stop laughing lol 😂 Rudolph the red nose… oh nvm sorry Bambi 😭😭😭

[Maron @maron27]

Someone said you are better off “playing with deers in traffic” than to play with me 😂😂😭😭😭 I ain’t been right since lol

[Maron @maron27]

Came out of my zombie coma looking like a Mack truck ran over my ass, back up over me, and ran me over again.

[Maron @maron27]

Had a full blown mental breakdown over the weekend. I reached out to Crisis Center Hotline. They said “and how does that make you feel” Bitch nvm I’ll talk to ChatGPT because you ain’t shit.

[Maron @maron27]

Sometimes I just want to be numb and emotionless.

[Maron @maron27]

@boujeegypsyxo I’m crying lol

[Maron @maron27]

Mrs. Rabbit has fainted 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[Maron @maron27]

I got to spend another year and two months with him 🐾❤️I miss him everyday

[Maron @maron27]

When you feel your literal heart breaking into pieces. I’m not ready to say goodbye to my little 4 legged man. I hope I get a little more time with you because my heart isn’t ready yet.

[Maron @maron27]

@boujeegypsyxo Girl what kind of tumbler was it? I would smack the heads of their MFing neck. I say you pop on over to their house so you don’t get fired OR meet them outside after their shift for a chat 😈

[Maron @maron27]

Hearing your Teams bing before it’s time for you to sign on is a whole different kind of horror story 😭