cris

#1 gold rush stan, girl kisser (she/her), sober 🤍 🌈

[☠︎︎ maya ☠︎︎ @GOTHPlMP]

don't worry yall i'll get to the bottom of this

[.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @desquiced]

dakota besa como lesbiana y anne como heterosexual no tengo nada más para decir

[🛒 @44clones]

when lewis wore his 'we stand together' pride helmet during the qatar gp 2021

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

Hang it in the Louvre

[Variety @Variety]

Kristen Stewart wants to direct another movie by the end of the year "and put it on f---ing YouTube."

"Whatever money we make from that will be what I spend on my next one and there will be a trickle-down effect. I just don’t want to talk to these bros anymore ... I love Hollywood, I love big movies, [but] I don’t think I’d be very good at making them. I want to make weird s---. And I’m fully OK doing that in a kind of insulated, bizarre way. But I don’t want to do the thing where I wait five years for someone to give me $1 million to make something. I’m going to make it f---ing tomorrow." https://t.co/WHK5J1jGVF

[libra mage | c0mms open 📍 @ackermanlor]

it’s always "you’re autistic" and never "thank you for telling me everything about the gay rumors that have plagued taylor swifts career since the very beginning"

[alli @sonofalli]

me and somebody’s dad at work

[Caroline Siede @CarolineSiede]

I couldn't stop thinking about Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss the whole time I was watching #MotherMary. My review: https://t.co/FiUe1KndAo

[cris @maroonmenaceee]

omg amelia minionette thermopolis grenaldi princess of genovia

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Anne Hathaway stuns at the world premiere of ‘The Devil Wears Prada 2.’

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo.

It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families.

(https://t.co/U0k83hA62K)

[cris @maroonmenaceee]

not the ancient texts 😭

[Anne Hathaway Archives @ahathawayfiles]

Anne Hathaway and Michaela Coel behind the scenes of 'Mother Mary'. 🤍

[cris @maroonmenaceee]

@theglasscloset HAASHAHA

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

New York City’s Mayor just said what most elected officials won’t.

“We always seem to have money for war. But not to feed the poor.”

Mamdani didn’t stop there.

Thousands of civilians killed. Tens of billions spent. And every program that gets called “unrealistic” — housing, healthcare, schools — costs a fraction of what this war has already burned through.

He’s right.

[Claire Valdez @claireforny]

For decades, we've been sold the lie that empire advances freedom and keeps us safe. Instead, it's led to violence, instability and a ruling class that reaps the profits but never pays the bill.

Today we're releasing our vision for a different foreign policy.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Hey New York, no one likes unnecessary scaffolding.

Thankfully, we have a plan — and John Wilson is here to help break it down.

[hands @handslore]

rina yang is in our kitchen ???

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the concept of starting a war to distract from the epstein mess and then bringing back epstein to distract from the war mess

[inqilāb @tastefullysaucy]

“will not applaud those who set the world on fire just because they turn up with a bucket.”

[Haydn, 🇵🇸 @bilbosfootcomb]

Mad emperor declares his power is greater than Jesus and attacks the pope. In his avarice he invades Persia causing his downfall.

Welcome back, Julian the Apostate