Maroon Squatch

Texas boy who likes to do Texas things. I want out of the simulation. #DeSantisRepublican

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@DeePleiadeanEye @JOKAQARMY1 You clearly don’t know what LiDAR is or how it works.

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@tinfoilPsyop @Mobolaji_Abdul1 Yeah. Jesus, Buddha, Moses, Krishna and Tyrone. Nailed it. 🤣

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@MattyChucks Never take advice from a guy in a bucket hat. Unless it’s about lube.

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@MikeJ_A Go to a college football game.
I’m not trying to diminish what’s in the video you’ve posted but this happens every Saturday in the Fall.

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@krassenstein “There is no reason to doubt the legitimacy of these messages.”
😂🤣🤡.

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@Sarahhuniverse Emma Stone? Really?!?

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@Belishstan 10th best stadium? Where did you come up with that?

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@4nt1p4tt3rn You dint have to go that far back. I was in high school in the late 80’s and early 90’s and everything you wrote was still true then.

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@JunijiiAQW @DragomirKhost The only people that could make me feel sympathy for a tow truck driver.

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@OffThePress1 “Bigoted”. Now NOT wearing something is bigoted. The compelling of someone to wear your propaganda is not bigoted but not wearing it is. Got it. This is why public opinion of the gays has plummeted and will continue to do so.

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@sportsrapport Wow. Nobody has ever made this comparison before.

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@NFL_DovKleiman Pseudo intellectual racist says something stupid. Film at 11.
I’ll never understand why ESPN hitched their way ago. To this guy. He’s been trash since the day he started.

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@historyinmemes I chuckled reading the tweet. Now that I’ve seen how many people have taken the bait hook, line, and sinker, I’m just sad about the future.

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@stephnwolfed @historyinmemes It’s not Bale. It’s a joke. That’s Les Claypool.

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@gsiskind Hilarious watching the libs ignore the country becoming the third world but try to justify it by winning a soccer game.

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@chiky_handlr Lol. The Mexicans have booed our flag for decades. This isn’t some profound commentary. Furthermore, nobody cares. They’re arguably the most corrupt country on Earth. No reason why they shouldn’t be a 1st world country. The problem with Mexico is that it’s full of Mexicans.

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@AntiTrumpCanada Lol. Nobody cares about your temper tantrum.

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@DissentFu Your poor decisions are nobody’s fault but your own.

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@Dubbs_Up @GarindoG @MarioNawfal For the record, Central America isn’t a continent. It’s part of North America.
Furthermore, there’s a huge part of the world that consider North and South America to be one continent. Blew my mind when I learned that.
That stated, Mexico is most definitely not in So. Am.

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@JasonKander Man, @SpaceX should really consider rebranding to “Socialist Detector”. Y’all are coming out of the woodwork today.