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[maroon 👩‍💻 @maroonstripes]

I broke the flask and my mother told me nichekeshe before nikuue😭😭😭

[maroon 👩‍💻 @maroonstripes]

Huyo MTU unafikiria Ako Kwa nyumba aki reply messages, Ako huku nje na Sisi.

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

The men smashing your woman will also dissapear once they get news of you chasing away or divorcing your hoe..It is the thrill of zero responsibility and commitment pussy making her feel special.

[mama. ✰ @oluwamayxwa]

Lowkey, one of the reasons I don’t really want to be in a relationship is so I can whore around in peace.

[Tai Lopez @tailopez]

Marcus Aurelius was right, the moment you are disturbed by insult or pleased by praise, you are still a slave.

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

just because i find you attractive doesn't mean i like you. you’re appealing to my eyes, not my heart or mind. it’s really not that deep.

[Sekizō @OwenThe_Sa1nts]

Yes. Meet people where they are. To be in the company of others is to be negotiating imperfection at every step. Because one day, you’ll meet someone that feels like the limits of your knowledge are far below their arbitrarily set standard required for them to engage meaningfully

[Bella Hadidn’t @SkinwithLolami]

Or you may not. You should also be willing to hold the possibility that you may not and still be committed to living a full, meaningful life regardless.

[CITYBOY @Boy994Boy]

Second mistake is thinking you're special or your woman is special from other women

[Peng @Acedouglas_01]

the disappointment 😭😂

[HERE TO COOK @HERETOCOOK001]

Cheating on your girlfriend because you have the money is valid.

[Edwinberry💙 @abefe_pappykris]

You know how many men she don deceive with love for her 20s

[A’damn Shayme @blackcindyy]

dinner at 5:30pm and in bed by 9pm. maybe old people were onto something

[Dr. Now of 🍽️twt @skinanach]

the audacity my stomach has to growl when it has 30kg of belly fat right there

[still.mf @stilll_mf]

if your salary never finish by now, you no be real man btw

[sabo ΘΔ @goodbyesabo]

hey i know my eyes are pretty but my cock is down here

[Nita🥸 @nitazhar]

Writing a smut novel, call me ngugi wa thong

[Lewyyyy @majestic_lewis]

Ilomba by Serro ft Coster Ojwang iko on repeat hapa adi waitishe maji

[mariana @pastapilled]

The devil on your shoulder:

[maroon 👩‍💻 @maroonstripes]

@254_icon

[Nguch cassidy @KevoPLUG]

@ngughii Conjugal?