Bottleneck

How does a project get to be a year late?... One day at a time.

If your website is unusable I will probably call it out.

All opinions are my own.

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@virginmedia I spent 2 hours now browsing your website trying to understand how to cancel my contract. Customer service says to check website contact us page which links to same customer service number.

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RIP Hong Kong :(

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@YourSSE second day in a row I am trying to pay my bills and it keeps giving me "oops" error. How can I pay my bill?

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@CloudBees what's with the sudden spam from cloudbees zendesk? 16 emails so far and doesn't seem to stop.

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@EalingCouncil once again I am not able to pay my bills via your website. Are you planning to fix it someday?

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@YourSSE I am trying to pay my bills but keep getting "Oops! Something's gone wrong".

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@real_defender @realDonaldTrump You're an idiot.

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You know you don't celebrate your birthday when you still think you are as old as you were before your birthday :(

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@realDonaldTrump What does BIG & BOLD mean?

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@andrewkrug @AWSSupport Double respect :)

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#Russiantakeover

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Expert Series — The Hemingses of Monticello with Annette Gordon-Reed https://t.co/4TQl0b7J7c via @YouTube

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What's with UK companies/gov recently "upgrading" their login/user management systems to what seems to be AzureAD and asking all customers to re-create their accounts? Worst user experience ever.

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@thameswater Sorry, I don't really understand which link you are referring to. I received multiple replies and one of them contains a link to survey. Do you want me to fill out a survey?

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@thameswater Are there any plans to fix your website soon? I'm getting csrf failures on "Sign In" and "Forgot your password?" links so can't view or pay my bills.

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Forgot to mention, this is on Chrome Version 80.0.3987.149 (Official Build) (64-bit)

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@Everlane @alondora Fuck you :)

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Italians are singing, English are banging pots and clapping! What a day to be alive! #clapforourcarers

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@EalingCouncil Can you please explain why are you sending out threatening letters to people about late payments when their payments ARE NOT late? Or should we not follow the "due date" on the website? I just received a letter even though website shows that it is due on 1st of Apr

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Coronavirus Victory: How China Is Spinning a Propaganda Win https://t.co/35IEDxSGN6 via @YouTube