Maryann Heaps 🌝

[lyss⚡️ @naylortation13]

Surprise for tonight is Taylor Lautner is going to go on stage and turn into a werewolf

[trash jones @jzux]

i wasn’t born to work a 9-5 i was born to play the sims

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Except for me.
I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

[Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach]

ETHICAL DILEMMA: both cats are meowing for you to come play with them but are in separate rooms and are watching you so they will know if you choose the other cat

what do u do

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

You say something you regret. Your heart is racing, you feel like crying, or throwing something. You replay the conversation over and over.…

How to work through an emotional trigger
(a mini course):

[grace @brainsoupp_]

i love it when my pets sigh like what ails you my little unemployed freeloader

[trash jones @jzux]

me on january 1: this year is gonna be all about balance

me on january 17: maybe if i drink enough coffee i’ll just burst into flames

[Maryann Heaps 🌝 @MarpantsHeaps]

@lauren_reed20 Me too

[big boy online @idonotbleed]

(first day as a couples counselor) is this guy bothering you

[Maryann Heaps 🌝 @MarpantsHeaps]

@lauren_reed20 God you’re old and married

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

breaking dawn part 2 is a christmas movie!!

[Arkady @ArkadyKoshka]

Cats are so good. There’s just a little guy in my house! We hug! We don’t speak the same language! We’re best friends! He bites me! I make up little songs about him! He doesn’t know my name! We fall asleep next to each other!

[Tasia, The Final One @GroovyTasia]

Can I click both buttons?

[Maryann Heaps 🌝 @MarpantsHeaps]

@bridgeski_

[trash jones @jzux]

“brother” is actually gender neutral when used as a term of endearment

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me after making a recipe I found on the internet

[brad ❤️‍🔥 @brrr_add]

what do you guys wanna be for halloween? i wanna be at a taylor swift concert

[samantha @milkygoddess]

this cannot be the same brain that earned a bachelor’s degree

[Maryann Heaps 🌝 @MarpantsHeaps]

@lauren_reed20 Sorry :(

[bailey gesserit @been_herde]

they need to leave hugh jackman alone. stop sentencing that man to the gym and let him sing his little songs