scaryanne

sorry, I don't date fans. except for keaton. she/her🌈

[scaryanne @marproff]

One time I tripped walking up stairs and I whispered "ow, sorry" and to this day I can only assume I was talking to the stairs.

[clare @sadderlizards]

please please please let me get what i want

[Cali @calidaysay]

Every time I think I have a new hobby it turns out I just like to buy stuff.

[scaryanne @marproff]

@shayla_who Feeling exactly the same over here 😭

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

Rooting for the Eagles tn bc it’s what Ava would want #SuperBowl

[scaryanne @marproff]

I think we can all agree that the worst scene in Gilmore girls is when Christopher and Luke fight in town square for two minutes w/o music.

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

I don’t care if your lane is ending i still want you to put on your turn signal bc i wanna see you beg for it

[scaryanne @marproff]

I could make an entire playlist of songs that I pretended to like for some boy

[scaryanne @marproff]

@keatonmerrell you want a trophy?

[scaryanne @marproff]

I just want you to know, if you posted the https://t.co/GY2UC2V9aP and never answered any questions, I noticed.

[scaryanne @marproff]

I love how most boys will do ANYTHING to avoid pushing their hair back with their hands. They will shake their head like a DOG hahaha

[ThisLittleMiggy @MiggyStayedHome]

As the mother of a daughter who is disabled, I’d just like to remind you that not all of our children can “run for their lives.”

As per usual, the most vulnerable are the most vulnerable.

1/6

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Happy Earth Day 🌎

[scaryanne @marproff]

@keatonmerrell He said only if it had my personality and Scarlett Johansson’s voice💁🏼‍♀️

[scaryanne @marproff]

@keatonmerrell Hey get back to your Econ test

[scaryanne @marproff]

On #internationalwomensday2018 you have to end every statement you make with "amiright ladies?" I'm sorry I don't make the rules, I just follow them.