Your Friend Marques

Trail Blazers, Arsenal, Jackie Chan-stan, Music Lawyer @ Google/YouTube. New Jersey resident, Portland native. Views expressed are solely mine.

[Your Friend Marques @MarquesSJ]

Y'all remember when we used to take pictures for the memories?

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@prowshouse @DHawes22 You have inspired me and copped my own on ebay for 45 bucks, still in the package from 1988 lol

[Your Friend Marques @MarquesSJ]

Thank God this new #Kendrick is fire because we've been lost in the desert of Drake's midlife crisis for too long. Finally someone is adding flavor to the washed unseasoned rap game.

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@diandraann Truly a rare Terry sighting.

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Is Bukayo Saka the greatest footballer of all time? Maybe. #ENGDEN

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This game is a banger. #ITAESP

[Your Friend Marques @MarquesSJ]

Can someone please poorly photoshop Bron in the City Edition jersey?

[Jeff Kramer @HoopStoryteller]

Anonymous Uber driver reports a recent pickup of LeBron James at the airport, transporting him to Beaverton. Add this to the sighting of James and Lillard together and the future is clear. James will be traded to Portland this summer, probably in a package for McCollum+picks

[Your Friend Marques @MarquesSJ]

If I was Neil Olshey I would simply build a squad with 11 guards. Trying to keep a big man healthy in Portland is a fool's errand. https://t.co/pOXEbVqALo

[Ashley Gold @ashleyrgold]

Supreme Court sides with Google in long-running copyright dispute with Oracle https://t.co/QRnHNN7XYK

[Your Friend Marques @MarquesSJ]

My 8 year old son just asked me if Travis Scott was still alive.

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@netw3rk @SheaSerrano Have you not seen the clean-ass right hook Kong lands in the trailer?

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@TaylorTwellman @ussoccer This man is spittin. US Soccer is embarrassing.

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I'm ready when y'all are. #DameTime

[Your Friend Marques @MarquesSJ]

Confused as to why the Jordan vs. Lillard debates haven't started yet.

[Your Friend Marques @MarquesSJ]

@CaribbeanBuoy I don't know about all that, but I just made myself upset again tweeting about it 23 years later.

[Your Friend Marques @MarquesSJ]

I've only rage-quit one time in my life and it was because Nikolai Khabibulin was 100% programmed in NHL '98 to induce it. Every shot I took the announcer kept yelling "whROOOOOOOBED BY KHABIBULIN!!!" over and over like he was enjoying it. I was provoked. https://t.co/m0Hja4uU4E

[Your Friend Marques @MarquesSJ]

They've finally done it. They made a LARPing videogame. Every day humanity takes another step towards the Singularity.

[Your Friend Marques @MarquesSJ]

I'm sure it's fine.

[Complex @Complex]

A block of ice larger than New York City broke away from Antarctica. https://t.co/MsYORjAZqE

[Your Friend Marques @MarquesSJ]

My college coach would have us running sprints for a week if we flushed a chance like this down the toilet. I legit don't think I've ever seen a team mess 4 on 1 up before.
https://t.co/Q9xusQIpkS

[Your Friend Marques @MarquesSJ]

Where is Kendrick Lamar?

[Your Friend Marques @MarquesSJ]

Delamain that you?

[Your Friend Marques @MarquesSJ]

End of an era! Lots of good memories going to the Wilsonville Fry's. First place I tried Nintendo 64! https://t.co/jbY1CfEVQF