Marcus

Senior Business Development Manager @ Hemisphere Freight Services

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

An old man is selling watermelons by the side of the road.

His sign reads:

1 for $3
3 for $10

A young man stops and buys one watermelon.

“That’ll be $3,” says the old man.

The young man then buys a second watermelon. And then a third.

After paying another $3 each time, the young man picks up his watermelons and starts to walk away.

Then he turns back, grinning proudly.

“Hey old man,” he says, “you realize I just bought three watermelons for $9 instead of $10? Maybe business isn’t your thing.”

The old man smiles and shakes his head.

“Funny… every time somebody comes by, they buy three watermelons instead of one… and then try to teach me business.”

[Marcus @marquith24]

@astonvilla___ Perfect example of the confidence that alcohol can give you

[Villa MrM @AVFCMarkM]

Aston Villa drew 454 fouls this season, more than any other team by 37 fouls.

They were awarded 0 penalties, the fewest in the league.

The moral?

Shoot early, score bangers.

[Marcus Markou @MarcusMarkou]

Aston Villa proving dangerously that sometimes to get that "Geroge Best" free flowing football you need to get absolutely leathered a few days before and go on half cut and fearless... #avfc

[Nigel B6🦁⭐️ @B6Nigel]

Or in the case of Aston Villa’s team, Moet Chandon and cigar break’s 🥂🍾 🚬😂

[Football Away Days @footyawayday]

Villa fans during half time in Instanbul after Emi Buendia scored in the injury time of the first half #avfc #utv

[Kevin Framp @BigKev67]

This would have been one of the all time great team goals had it gone in

#AVFC

[Mat Kendrick @MatKendrick]

Emeryball is exquisite. Pass it on 🏆

[danuvilla @DanIonasca]

That was poetry, shame it didn't go in. What a goal would that been. Pure Emery style #avfc #utv #vtid

[Quentin Gesp @quentin_gesp]

That was just sublime. It could’ve never stopped. No one was moving from their seat. The adds were not loud enough to cover the chants. It was a moment suspended in time, filled with euphoria, excitement, and the feeling that nothing could slip away from this team anymore #avfc

[John Townley @johntownley11]

Now it feels real… 😍🏆

#AVFC

[𝐓𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐕𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚 @TotalVilla_]

Unai Emery 🗣️

"I will try to be serious and try to get the best starting XI players, respecting the competition ... but is not easy! Sorry, it is not easy." 😂

✍️ - [@johntownley11] #avfc

[UEFA Europa League @EuropaLeague]

This pitchside angle of Buendía's stunner 🤌

#UELfinal | @AVFCOfficial

[Coaches' Voice @CoachesVoice]

Tactical analysis of Aston Villa’s Europa League final victory against Freiburg, courtesy of our team of UEFA-licensed coaches.

For the full analysis, see the link in the replies.

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

"It's Buendia with a beauty on the banks of the Bosphorus!" 🎙️

The commentary box reactions to all three of Aston Villa's Europa League final goals ⚽️

[Aston Villa Statto @AVFCStatto]

My word that is beautiful 😍

#AVFC

[MG @mgmatt1983]

This photo will be pride of place in Buckingham Palace when he's King.
#avfc

[The Pink Un @pinkun]

Emi shares the special moment with his family 🥺💛

#NCFC

[Gary Smith Jnr @GarySmithJnr]

Superb 😂😂😂

[Sam @TheVillagraph]

Might be the best villa edit ever