An old man is selling watermelons by the side of the road.
His sign reads:
1 for $3
3 for $10
A young man stops and buys one watermelon.
“That’ll be $3,” says the old man.
The young man then buys a second watermelon. And then a third.
After paying another $3 each time, the young man picks up his watermelons and starts to walk away.
Then he turns back, grinning proudly.
“Hey old man,” he says, “you realize I just bought three watermelons for $9 instead of $10? Maybe business isn’t your thing.”
The old man smiles and shakes his head.
“Funny… every time somebody comes by, they buy three watermelons instead of one… and then try to teach me business.”
Aston Villa drew 454 fouls this season, more than any other team by 37 fouls.
They were awarded 0 penalties, the fewest in the league.
The moral?
Shoot early, score bangers.
Aston Villa proving dangerously that sometimes to get that "Geroge Best" free flowing football you need to get absolutely leathered a few days before and go on half cut and fearless... #avfc
That was just sublime. It could’ve never stopped. No one was moving from their seat. The adds were not loud enough to cover the chants. It was a moment suspended in time, filled with euphoria, excitement, and the feeling that nothing could slip away from this team anymore #avfc
Unai Emery 🗣️
"I will try to be serious and try to get the best starting XI players, respecting the competition ... but is not easy! Sorry, it is not easy." 😂
✍️ - [@johntownley11] #avfc
Tactical analysis of Aston Villa’s Europa League final victory against Freiburg, courtesy of our team of UEFA-licensed coaches.
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