kailee

[t @thatbitchht]

ima lover girl fr but y’all make me act like my dad

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

my fear of being unsuccessful is even bigger than my fear of dying.

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

i carry sarcasm around like house keys, don’t ask me dumb shit

[henry joce @henry_joce]

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment

[solé @layxsnv]

Me to the shower curtain:
DON’T FKN TOUCH ME!!!!!

[☪︎ @Iushwrld]

im pretty with or without makeup but if my hair is ugly im am ugly.

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

i cannot fuck it we ball for much longer

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

the ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. idk who she is but she is a monster she is not fit for human interaction

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

i’m not anti-social, i’m selectively social.

[reggie mills @MillsReggie]

i’m not a person you find twice

[toxic king @toxicking]

When I die my friends have my permission to say “on my dead homie” then lie

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Having a mother who still looks after you as an adult is such a blessing & I love mine!

[missprettyg𐙚 ̊ @shhesopretty_k]

“Fuck this JOB “ goes to work..

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“women are so emotional” bro u threw yo controller at the wall after losing a game of COD

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

men who still open doors & know the sidewalk rule >>

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

we should start tweeting like victorious

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

i say "fuck school" then finish my assignments because i'm afraid of failure

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

i wish i lived in the town on the roku home screen 😿

[jame @kloogans]

[pausing sex] do u want a capri-sun

[… @lurkmenistan69]

all i want for christmas is just for my stomach to not feel weird for a single fucking moment of my life