jilária

trilingual queen. 27. ♉️ 5'8 of papelones. Traveller. Honestly, I have the worst bio ever… but I promise I’m nice and, occasionally, funny.

[jilária @marrayoparta]

✨On to the next phase.✨

Goals include:
- Weight from 165-170 lbs
- 3-8 consecutive and quality push ups.
- Deadlift 1.25 my own weight.
- bench press 0.75my own weight.
- Toner more atlethic body by August 2022

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

HOLY. Ha llovi’o

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No les pasa que se cansan de las personas y necesitan un break de ellos for a while?

Le tuve que decir a alguien, “we work together and hang out at work. Por eso, no jangueo contigo ya tanto porque de verdad me fatigo. I like my alone time.”

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This is supposed to be a LANGUAGE LEARNING APP. Like 😂

(But also, I had to say something stupid back.)

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Hoy me puse a ver los reviews del local de la familia de un ex… y me morí de la risa cada vez que él le respondía a alguien. Pero que miedo que así de violentas eran sus interacciones conmigo. (Porque hello soy testaruda con T de Tauro.)

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What is it with Asian looking/staring at me in public places? Am I getting claimed as one of their own? Like I can’t….

We made eye-contact, I smiled, she waved at me, I waved back. She’s like 6-7 😂

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Wild how the clothes from Freaky Friday (2003) are the norm now in our MS & HS. 🫣

Even the wedding attire of the teenage characters are the new “cute” prom/formal attires.

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I’m starting to hate this app. Idk why but its kinda 🗑️ now 🫣

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The other day one of the gym bros I know told me “you don’t need a timer.”

Sir. I have ADHDi, I ALWAYS need a timer.

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I told my Persian hair stylist my mom was white and my dad was light skinned, and she said: “Oh, that’s why you’re so pretty. Mix people are the best looking.” 😂😂😂

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Yo no puedo no ver películas animadas de Disney sin llorar. Pero como magdalena. But with people… “oh that’s awful.”

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Ayer tuve un nenito colombiano tratando de montármela porque no se dice “atleta”, pero “acleta.” 🫣

Todos en la clase:

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Girl: You speak French so good. My mom even said so. You speak better than me, and we speak French at home.

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I read in French during the French Honor Society, and I’m still receiving shocked compliments from the students.

Two of them I work with in the afterschool program so they were extra shocked.

Boy: Hillary, I did not know you spoke French.
Me: It’s one of my secret talents 😂

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My student from last year: Yeah, the class is alright. A lot of kids like her, the teacher, but I don’t. And like they like her because they haven’t met you. 🥰

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Why is it that men feel like they need to pin-point why a woman’s body is not attractive to them or that they would still “dare to” to other females. Like what the hell.

This is why being y’all’s friend in adulthood is so NOT for me.

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@dalielusakura @nuriape__ No las beso, pero sí duermo con ellas hahahaaha

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Señoras y señores, el hecho que la migra fue a una de las escuelas intermedias de mi county es parapelos.

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Ayer trabajé el torneo de futsal y me dijeron gringa 😔😂

Yo: ¿Viene a ver? Nombre y apellido por favor
Señor: ¡qué bien hablas español!
Yo entre risas: bueno, eso espero. Nací en un país hispano.
Señor: ¡ay! Yo pensaba que eras americana.

La jinchera no ayuda….

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I was described as: “Approachable, but then you realize que es amargaíta but she really cares.” 🤣

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I’ve been serving LOOKS this December