mar cuozzo

a world surrounded by dogs

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Ligma Johnson had it coming 🍆 💦

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

W

[James @CaucasianJames]

it’s time to level up

[✨SUBTRONICS✨ @Subtronics]

i’m flattered

[Kieran @kieransofar]

sushi is short for 𝐬𝐮𝐬picious fis𝐡𝐢

[WHO ASKED YOU??? @mackdaddypuff]

Saw this on IG had to repost it here it hit real hard

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

Scott’s Thots

[Director Chan 🎬✨ (she/hers/G) @chancsmith_]

So basically America has adapted to working, living, operating in A WHOLE PANDEMIC. I’m guilty of this also, but it just hit me, that we made living with Covid-19 our new normal instead of trying to get rid of it completely like other countries have done.. our minds are so warped

[ryan @ryanmikeanton]

definition of it’s on sight

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

If you get bitten by a shark, bite it back. You’ll still probably die but the shark will be like “lol what”

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

roses are red,
paper is white,

[Alexandra Cooper @alexandracooper]

When Miley said “I allowed so many people to just come and add their toxic fucking breathe to my air, and suck out the life of my space. And I am over that” I FELT THAT @callherdaddy

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Cardi B responds to #TigerKing star Carole Baskin after she accused the rapper of animal cruelty on the #WAP set:

“I’m not gonna engage with Carole Baskin on that. Like, that’s just ridiculous you know? Like, girl you killed your goddamn husband.”

🔗: https://t.co/ZjQGFriEoA

[Mom Jeans @momjeansplease]

Got a full 8 hours of anxiety last night