mary d

Talking shit. Blah blah blah. she/her

[mary d @marrdozilla]

I don't know what being a parent is like. But I can say this—some peoples’ kids are real assholes and I'm glad they aren't mine.

[Tom Dreisbach @TomDreisbach]

As the Trump DOJ mass-deletes government information about the Jan. 6 cases, reminder that you can still access NPR's database covering every single prosecution.

We also provide access to hundreds of videos presented in court.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty: "The vehicle of the ICE agent pulled up next to him and drew a gun and pointed it at their heads. That, we believe, was illegal."

[mary d @marrdozilla]

I’ve never been so sick from a vâccine

[Dee Phunk @DeePhunk]

If there was ever a doubt where Alysa Liu is from...

[mary d @marrdozilla]

Bad Bunny has done more good for this country than dtrumpf ever could. ¡Viva Benito!

[mary d @marrdozilla]

Really dislike it when professional athletes get married and take on their spouse’s last name.

[mary d @marrdozilla]

My new year resolution is to never work in a bar on nye again. My body is too old for that shit.

[mary d @marrdozilla]

This person is sitting in their parked car just full volume blasting ‘taking care of business’ with the windows rolled up 😂

[mary d @marrdozilla]

Just saw a pony, three rabbits, and a goat leave the Dispute Resolution Center.

[mary d @marrdozilla]

I’d take an apple fritter donut over a pumpkin pie. Come at me.

[mary d @marrdozilla]

Post vacation depression hits too hard.

[mary d @marrdozilla]

I had a dream last night that I met Leo Messi at a fancy garage sale, he was really nice, autographed some stuff. When he left, his bodyguard took all the autographs, tore them up, and they left. Anyways I’m still pretty mad about it.

[mary d @marrdozilla]

Why do restaurants insist on posting poorly composed photos. This modern world cannot support a sloppy steak Caesar salad gram ha

[mary d @marrdozilla]

Watching this doc on hurricane Katrina is extra depressing bc if this happened tomorrow even more ppl would die bc this govt gives zero shits.

[mary d @marrdozilla]

Am I technically being “social” if I go to a baseball game solo to have a beverage and feel it out?

[mary d @marrdozilla]

I hope my neighbor can’t see me dancing with my cat to a jazz version of Careless Whisper.

[mary d @marrdozilla]

@Dingis No?

[mary d @marrdozilla]

Saw a fb post from a former coworker, “who wants to be our neighbor” with a link for a house that’s….$2.6 million dollars. BITCH PLEASE.

Free Luigi.

[mary d @marrdozilla]

Sat in my car for about ten mins to mentally prep outside Lowe’s. Ran into a fellow bartender friend inside who needed items out of reach but not wanting to ask an employee for assistance so he was just going to leave.

Yeah we’re all doing fine.

[mary d @marrdozilla]

Watching this doc on netflx about the Vietnam war and it’s fucked up