kansas

[marc 🇬🇷🇮🇹 (banned at 1.8k) @cinnamonmaxxer]

there's this quote i think about often

[noirin: poop is preparing for kinktober 👀 @lollolbluelock]

“hiiii im making pizza!”
“cut deep as possible and jump.”
“oh…”
“like cut the dough and jump up and down from excitement??”
“oh! right…”
“𝓌𝒽ℴ 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝒽𝓊𝓇𝓉 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒹𝒶𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔~”

[noirin: poop is preparing for kinktober 👀 @lollolbluelock]

“hi im pooping rn!”
“send.”
“i….uh…”
“a picture of the poop?”
“oh! right!”
“oh my pour angle….”

[kansas @marriedtoabel]

@queefqueen105 @itssthyherinme what are u so upset for lmfao

[jake @saveminionrush]

Sources tell me Minion Rush is stable.

Please god

[kansas @marriedtoabel]

@AGoldmund tiktok has turned into a slopfest where everyone copies the most popular comment when they don’t even know wtf it means

[Rowan Fornow 🚵🚉🏙️🦣🇵🇸 @rowanfornow]

Why do conspiracy theorists always assume you're caught up? "Remember those two little green bug children that appeared out of a cave in Ireland?" No I do not remember them actually

[free lunch @freelunchfel0n]

they’ll put a kalshi ad in yo ass if you let em goddamn!

[kansas @marriedtoabel]

@Fasces1933 @riftanslovebite ok so teach him that being wired to feel that way towards your SISTER is not normal

[kansas @marriedtoabel]

@horsekisser88 @Fasces1933 “in her prime”

[Rolls Reus @D9N9ABI9]

Whenever I scroll too far & end up on edtwitter I always take it as a sign for me to log off this app cos you people are insane & genuinely scare me

[rubysvn @rubysvndev]

????????????????????????????????????

[Mohg6462 @Dape6462]

@LankyboxEyejob I think you should ask the artist for consent everytime you want to listen to their music actually

[kansas @marriedtoabel]

@Chickenuggie04 @gaviisayoi @wlwsae no one said that stop roleplaying

[kansas @marriedtoabel]

@Jasp3r_0 icl yall needa get over the fact that he’s done w music

[arielle da 4’9” @ariellenyc]

‘whose pussy is this?’ OURS ☭