Kyle Shermach

freelance super hero

[Kyle Shermach @marriedtomidge]

#ICYMI Comedy Central is roasting justin beaver tonight. Apparently Wilmer Valderrama wasn't available to be roasted.

[Kyle Shermach @marriedtomidge]

@rmmanzer in that case, you might want to proceed to a police station

[Kyle Shermach @marriedtomidge]

@rmmanzer sounds made up. And/or like he's horrible at following you

[Kyle Shermach @marriedtomidge]

@rmmanzer pics or it didn't happen

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Stay tuned .@kare11 is about to BREAK news that people buy vinyl. In other news, yeah duh.

[Kyle Shermach @marriedtomidge]

Thank God for hozier and kongos. Didn't think anyone would be able to live up to the suckiness of imagine dragons

[Kyle Shermach @marriedtomidge]

So I was watching cougar town last night...
-said no one, ever

[Kyle Shermach @marriedtomidge]

I can demand Jimi Hendrix come back to life?!?! NYE miracle @LinBrehmer!

[Kyle Shermach @marriedtomidge]

"What'd I say (@LinBrehmer)? It doesn't fold itself." Hilarious @MaryLDixon

[Kyle Shermach @marriedtomidge]

pretty sad day @LinBrehmer
http://t.co/hhiikTVZm7

[Kyle Shermach @marriedtomidge]

Just heard Terri Hemmert's #endalz commercial on @93XRT just now. Goosebumps!
Pushing through the home stretch!
http://t.co/Mb01dD6Ctn

[Kyle Shermach @marriedtomidge]

And/or @WGNRobin

[Kyle Shermach @marriedtomidge]

Millions affected! #PleaseRT #shamelessplug #endalz
http://t.co/3zYVXFsLKN
@WGNNews @PaulKonrad @anabelaval @LarryPotash @RobinBaumgarten

[Kyle Shermach @marriedtomidge]

Millions affected! #PleaseRT #shamelessplug #endalz
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@ConanOBrien @azizansari @ElizabethBanks @michaelianblack

[Kyle Shermach @marriedtomidge]

@SarahSpain thanks for the RT!

[Kyle Shermach @marriedtomidge]

Millions affected! #PleaseRT #shamelessplug #endalz
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@MarkDuplass @duplaselton @nickkroll @paulscheer @jonlajoiecomedy

[Kyle Shermach @marriedtomidge]

Thanks for the fave @MinnesotaReddit hopefully we can #endalz!

[Kyle Shermach @marriedtomidge]

Millions affected! #PleaseRT #shamelessplug #endalz
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@squatcher @FindingBigfoot @SkeptiScientist @CliffBarackman

[Kyle Shermach @marriedtomidge]

Millions affected! #shamelessplug #endalz
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@mnwild @mnwildPR @Minnesota_Swarm @Twins @MNTimberwolves @minnesotalynx

[Kyle Shermach @marriedtomidge]

Millions affected! #shamelessplug #endalz
http://t.co/3zYVXFsLKN
@DunkinDonuts @DunkinChicago @chipublib @Superdawg @NHLBlackhawks