cryptids enthusiast

I like writing, he/him
horror nerd, fantasy savant, sci fi casual.
if I post something stupid, please be patient, I'm learning.

[cryptids enthusiast @MarrloEd]

I can't tell you howuch I hate the new Jason universe mask

[DMuted @MutedNotSuited]

Graaaaaah I'm Leatherface from Halloween

[Manlet King ☩ @TheManlet_King]

It's funny because there's a trope of slashers being morality plays, but Friday the 13th is the only one that really feels that way.

Jason is the king of stone cold incels. He hates pot, trespassing, loud music, and absolutely LOATHS premarital sex.

[Coren ✒🎨 @CorenLaVolpe]

Just a huge bucket of insects competing over who's the least venomous, who gaf at this point

[Alex🌹 @AlexZarkage]

Filthy Frank realized he really was the only one being ‘ironic’ about it and noped the fuck out immediately

[ahphooey @ahph00ey]

@M450n_14 "HUNH? The boulder rolled back down the hill? I was literally pressing buttons! There was nothing I could do!"

[cryptids enthusiast @MarrloEd]

@Crowversies Kind of felt

[OSCAR @now_thats_oscar]

Jason Lives is why i do a little frown when people say that there are no good Friday the 13th movies

[💜 Bliss! 💜 @BlisssAbyss]

why is ttg less afraid to say their names than the original show

[cryptids enthusiast @MarrloEd]

@HubPointless What happened now?

[Mason @M450n_14]

Really need people to understand that DSP's situation is more of an eternal punishment situation like Cain.

[Jay🪿 Comms OPEN @IcedLava1]

Rendering his clothes took 5 years off my life

#ResidentEvil #AlbertWesker

[CoolDude @CoolDude98645]

Them constantly bickering like an old married couple is sort of the ideal Joker and Penguin dynamic to me

[cryptids enthusiast @MarrloEd]

@JesseDredger I think it might be but the fun of Eggers is never knowing

[DatNoFact ↗ @datnofact]

I find these movies mostly unfunny but now and again they'll stumble on an Airplane/Naked Gun tier gag.

[cryptids enthusiast @MarrloEd]

@PlagueJCec Why is Joker here?

[cryptids enthusiast @MarrloEd]

@massshredding @spacetimetravla I mean when it comes to adult animation, it kind of is.
In like a very "im not like other girls." Way

[MetallicGod @MetallicGodd]

Did him already. Twice actually 💀

[Space Boy🇵🇲 @L0v30n1nt3rn3t]

The far right is currently jerking off to genderbent Harry Potter fanfiction