Oh heck

“At 3 am, drunk or sober, I’m a weird person” -Mark at Epcot

[Oh heck @Marrr_k]

I’m totally calling myself out here but I made a tik tok

[Oh heck @Marrr_k]

I got to see some of the sets that Brooklyn 99 used to film, on our VIP Universal tour! A perfect way to show off my new tattoo, my favorite show and paying tribute to an amazing actor🫶🏻
@brooklyn99

[Oh heck @Marrr_k]

Wtf @panerabread?????

[Oh heck @Marrr_k]

This sweet food and beverage CM in Frontierland has been dancing with the food signs, with a smile and making sure everyone can read them! She is the magic, I can’t stop smiling!🥰 #castcompliment #disneycastmember #disneyworld

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

it's crazy how much some people hate their kids

[UCF Alumni @UCFALUMNI]

We were so lucky to have you as our President. 

Rest in Peace, Dr. Hitt 🕊️

[Brooklyn Nine-Nine @brooklyn99]

You’ve heard of elf on a shelf, get ready for…

[Mark Rapien @MarkRapien]

So cool to get a rainbow and lightning in one shot!

[trash jones @jzux]

(doctor yelling from outside the MRI machine) ok now let’s do a silly one

[Overheard at Disney. @OverhrdDisney]

“I have more issues with my MagicBand than my mental health, and I have A LOT of issues with that.”

Overheard by Anonymous, Magic Kingdom.

[sio @bestinsio]

wearing shorts is so embarrassing. Like here are my legs I guess. jesus christ

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Imagine using one of these to grab a condom off the nightstand

[mark @TheCatWhisprer]

DATING: i can’t believe we have so much in common

MARRIAGE: please don’t watch your stuff under my netflix profile

[𝓚+𝓑 ✦ @misssooperfect]

“ When I’m 25 , I’m going to buy my own house, buy my own car and live my own life”

Me at 25:

[ℒ. @musesandfilms]

I'm so proud of everyone who's trying their best every day.

[Beth ✌︎ @PixieDustVibes]

Happy Pride DisTwitter fam!

[Nick Cucerzan @NCucerzan]

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