Martin Smith

[Martin Smith @marrttinsm]

@Capt_Fishpaste Roll on seven clean sheets in the first seven games again next season then?!

[Martin Smith @marrttinsm]

@Capt_Fishpaste Every social media week in Sunderland:

Monday: “We’re rubbish”
Tuesday: “Can’t sign a striker”
Wednesday: “Club is a mess”
Thursday: “Speakman out”
Friday: “The model is useless”
Saturday: Win and top of the league

[Martin Smith @marrttinsm]

@ferryhillbuston @Roddamiser @keithbuston1 Very happy days!

[Martin Smith @marrttinsm]

@Capt_Fishpaste For context, Brentford has 7 seasons in the championship, Brighton 6

[Martin Smith @marrttinsm]

@ALS_Fanzine L09… top scorer since Clarke has been out.

[Martin Smith @marrttinsm]

@RachelReevesMP @UKLabour I think the term “managed decline” is probably giving them too much praise!

[Martin Smith @marrttinsm]

@Capt_Fishpaste The Belae situation is a life lesson…. Kids: don’t bother getting good at your job, just make sure you are good at the interviews… will get you far!

[Martin Smith @marrttinsm]

@Capt_Fishpaste Presume you mean actual grown adults getting apoplectic about some signs?

[Martin Smith @marrttinsm]

@domjoly @mrjamesob Post thatcher era prosperity?!?! I beg your pardon?!? Tell that to the majority of the north still dealing with the economic fall out of it!

[Martin Smith @marrttinsm]

@ferryhillbuston … had to get out of that game mate… the capitalist government taxes put a stop to capitalists like me making money in capitalist ways! On to new ventures…. Check out my OnlyFans page!!!

[Martin Smith @marrttinsm]

@ferryhillbuston …. Says the multi millionaire @ferryhillbuston …

[Martin Smith @marrttinsm]

@SunderlandAFC Did he say, “Ho’way Le Lads” 😂

[Martin Smith @marrttinsm]

@Sporf Jill Scott?

[Martin Smith @marrttinsm]

@Historydefine @OldandNowPic Wrong country!

[Martin Smith @marrttinsm]

@BestForBritain I agree with her… I want to “come out of Brexit” too!

[Martin Smith @marrttinsm]

@GregHands @Conservatives Release the Russian election interference report… then say that again!

[Martin Smith @marrttinsm]

@SAFCsource Good to hear that we’re now “close”. When we were “close” 3 weeks ago we must have been “close”; like ‘the earth is ‘close’ to the sun’ type of “close”, but I hope that we’re now “close” as in ‘I’m ‘close’ to shitting myself, but I’m at the front door’ type of “close”!

[Martin Smith @marrttinsm]

@ferryhillbuston @ALS_Fanzine Wobbly jowls… always! 😂

[Martin Smith @marrttinsm]

@ALS_Fanzine @ferryhillbuston

[Martin Smith @marrttinsm]

@ferryhillbuston Channeling Mystic Meg here…