It’s only my Fifth day of my winter holiday break from work and I’ve already eaten a number of chocolate chip eggo waffles that I would not admit to in a court of law
I don’t change the password on my Netflix even though I know my ex boyfriend from 2014 uses it because I know I owe him for that one time after we broke up when I got mad and I told the bouncers at his fav bar he was a stalker and they banned him for a year