me yesterday thinking 2023 will finally be my year, and then waking up today blindsided with a 103 degree fever, body aches, hot and cold flashes, a splitting headache, and sore throat… i am gods least favorite :)
me yesterday thinking 2023 will finally be my year, and then waking up today blindsided with a 103 degree fever, body aches, hot and cold flashes, a splitting headache, and sore throat… i am gods least favorite :)
like these are so good that a random old man on the bus asked me where i got them from based on how good they smell, and i had to be like… “ok so basically just go to planet fitness and if ur lucky there’ll be a plain white truck, cuz there are no standard hours”
the best food rly come from the most obscure places, cuz why are the best tacos i’ve ever had in my life just served from a random unnamed food truck that stays in the parking lot of my planet fitness
life rly used to be so simple as, step 1: wake up, step 2: skip class and lay in bed and shit, step 3: get drunk w the homies, like when did shit become so difficult goddamnit smh
just came across a video of me 5 years ago taking a shot of vodka with coors light as my chaser in broad daylight, my stomach physically hurts thinking abt the way we lived as tulane undergrads during mardi gras