! mars ¡

charge it to the game

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open for a surprise :)

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i hate being in an uber and it starts sending u all the wrong ways

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does anyone still use this thing

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my seasonal depression disappearing as soon as spring starts 🤝🏼 my seasonal allergies causing severe headaches as soon as spring starts

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the key trait of becoming an Adult is when grocery shopping becomes one of ur greatest joys in life

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peak midwestern culture

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update: it’s covid… in the year 2023, i hate it here

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me yesterday thinking 2023 will finally be my year, and then waking up today blindsided with a 103 degree fever, body aches, hot and cold flashes, a splitting headache, and sore throat… i am gods least favorite :)

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me yesterday thinking 2023 will finally be my year, and then waking up today blindsided with a 103 degree fever, body aches, hot and cold flashes, a splitting headache, and sore throat… i am gods least favorite :)

[lilkvert🖤 @kkromorr]

did anyone else live 2 completely different lives in 1 year.. January-July was completely different life than July-December 😂

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like these are so good that a random old man on the bus asked me where i got them from based on how good they smell, and i had to be like… “ok so basically just go to planet fitness and if ur lucky there’ll be a plain white truck, cuz there are no standard hours”

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the best food rly come from the most obscure places, cuz why are the best tacos i’ve ever had in my life just served from a random unnamed food truck that stays in the parking lot of my planet fitness

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no one:

absolutely no one:

memphians: “memphis actually has the purest tap water in the world, it’s filtered thru aquifers and…”

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life rly used to be so simple as, step 1: wake up, step 2: skip class and lay in bed and shit, step 3: get drunk w the homies, like when did shit become so difficult goddamnit smh

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damn ptsd rly is a bitch huh

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2016 called… it wants its tulane freshmen girls’ legs back🥴

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#NewProfilePic

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no i will not stop posting abt my most perfect little angel baby son

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i can’t be the only one who finds the concept of a “cheeseburger salad” completely repulsive

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life is rly weird bc like i swear the crazier shit gets the more bland everything feels

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just came across a video of me 5 years ago taking a shot of vodka with coors light as my chaser in broad daylight, my stomach physically hurts thinking abt the way we lived as tulane undergrads during mardi gras