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I asked GPT to create 20 haikus about the 2024 GenZ protests in the style of Matsuo Bashō

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@John_Americani No hurt in knowing of a renown historical figure traded slaves on the side

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@chiddyafc Great night to be an arsenal fan

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@LauraLoomer Saved it for you

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@KevKairu Hehe hasitumie race mod

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@HilzFuld Take a screenshot

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@BoardLotSultan The new chair is getting busy

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@aab26_ As a matter of principle, I don't take nduthi on tarmac. Nduthi for me ni ya interior

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@its_pabloh1 Can you correlate soft life with lack of savings and carefully planned finances?

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@sentinl_grave I watch a lot of football, bet I'd name at least 20 Germans

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@Omojuwa Dumb Nigerians on my timeline again

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@staysaasy That's what they want you to think.

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@RealKaruga Gemini inasema turbo on a CVT is a no go zone. Please encourage my dreams?

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@Mathias_Agi Non lawyers don't know any English at all

[Eng. Karis | MSC | @Briankariu]

Gen Z are wrong, they are the problem
Millenials are wrong, they must pay more taxes.
Standard media are wrong, they are extortionists.

Everyone is wrong, except the president.

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@MohaJichoPevu My contribution to society is reminding MPs, Public Officers, business owners etc that they have no obligation to hang the president's portrait in their office walls and/or business premises. It's a regressive practice rooted in Nyayo era and should be done away with.

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@shawrizz Na bado. That's his MO. Everybody is going to be corrupted... watu watanunuliwa pikipiki, stalled church projects will be finished, agents will be bought and chaos will be organized.
Once again, I wonder if Kenyans will sell their soul to the highest bidder.

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@bronxharlot So everybody thinks they're elite footballers now

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@makaumutua Victims of Human Rights Violations suggest the existence of Perpeptrators of Human Rights Violations. Prof @makaumutua , as a legal scholar, you know compensation is only half the battle. True justice cuts both ways. When will those responsible face criminal prosecution?

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@hudumaManda Asanteni @WilliamsRuto @HonAdenDuale @MOH_Kenya @_shakenya kwa kazi safi sana, kwa kufuata maelekezo ya katiba inayowapa jukumu la kumpatia kila mkenya kiwango cha juu cha afya kinachoweza kufikiwa.
Nina uhakika wakenya watawapa muhula wa pili kwa kazi safi sana.
Ni hayo tu!

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