Riss

I put the pun in pop punk

[Riss @marsbar________]

Either break up or get married I'm bored

[Riss @marsbar________]

@JoshRamsay Okay now spilllll, what’s our reading list for this album???

[Riss @marsbar________]

@andymonty_ Responded!

[Riss @marsbar________]

I have two Taylor swift tickets available for tonight in Chicago! Section 356, row 18. DM if interested 😊✨🪩

[Riss @marsbar________]

@hannahburton15 @erastourticketz Top tier photo. I hope she chooses you!!!

[Riss @marsbar________]

@melaniemarie33 @erastourticketz 🥲🥲

[Riss @marsbar________]

@erastourticketz Hi! I saw Taylor back when she was opening for George strait and would love to see her again for eras 🥰❣️

[Riss @marsbar________]

@RachelTenuta @erastourticketz Fearless was my second (and third) concert!!! What a great tour!!

[Riss @marsbar________]

@erastourticketz I was in middle school when Taylor first started making music and I’ve been here ever since. Would love a chance to be at Eras 🥳

[Riss @marsbar________]

Thinking about how fantasy football is just sports fan fiction

[ce n'est pas erica @sourhoestarter]

i bring a certain sylvia plath vibe to the aux that people don’t really like

[Riss @marsbar________]

@kweeeng666 Rooting for you!!!!

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

maybe leonardo dicaprio hated 9/11 so much that he can’t even date women who remember it. did that even occur to you

[Giselle Partida💗 @_GisellePartida]

My brother and I have the same parents but mine are stricter

[zoë ✨🌙 @zoenone0none]

the cw shouldn’t have to be profitable. the cw is a public service. stupid tv shows are intrinsic to the continued morale of america and it’s insane that they can just decide to stop making them

[Riss @marsbar________]

@girthtones773 Why listen to her? She’s not the sharpest knife in the bunch (get it???)

[Riss @marsbar________]

@girthtones773 You made the right decision

[ghosthoney @tylergaca]

I’m eating by myself at this restaurant and everyone is talking about how mysterious and mature I look

[Riss @marsbar________]

@kweeeng666 About to start charging you I guess

[Riss @marsbar________]

I used to do this in college for free 😭bring it back

[kendra syrdal👻 @kendrasyrdal]

i need to create an app where people pay for me to ghostwrite texts for them. like plz let me be confrontational for you. actually i would pay to do it. $1 let me fight someone on your behalf!!!!

[Socialist G @kweeeng666]

@marsbar________ within the last 18 months i have asked you or your husband to break up with at least 3 men for me