Marse

From my arse to Mars.
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[Marse @marsedotspace]

let’s make our arse the ticket to retirement.

imagine spending your whole life working your arse off, only to retire because of your $MARSE.

would be the funniest ending possible.

retired by our own arse.

[Marse @marsedotspace]

$MARSE looks stupid on purpose.

the tech underneath it isn’t.

there’s an actual system behind the meme, with onchain mechanics, transparent wallets, and everything laid out for anyone who wants to look deeper.

laugh at the arse first.

then check the website and read the docs.

the joke is just the front door.

[Marse @marsedotspace]

uranus has rings.
venus is the hottest planet.
marse has an arse.
astronomy is finally starting to make sense.

[Marse @marsedotspace]

@0xDutty are u kiddng me
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[Marse @marsedotspace]

splashdown confirmed.

the $MARSE recovery team has arrived.

parachutes deployed. helicopter overhead. rescue boats in the water.

unfortunately, the planet is still shaped like an arse.

[Marse @marsedotspace]

monitoring the situation

[Marse @marsedotspace]

some $MARSE just got burned.
red day for $SPCX, so MARSE burned.
damn. my arse is hot.

[Marse @marsedotspace]

MARSE has one job: react to SpaceX.

when SpaceX stock goes up 2%, MARSE holders get paid in $SPCX.

when SpaceX stock goes down 2%, the tank uses $SPCX to buy $MARSE and burn it.

simple enough for an arse.

read the full mechanics on the web.

[Marse @marsedotspace]

look for MARSE memes on the website.
please don’t be fucking lazy.
move your arse.
https://t.co/qcg01x5SyI

[Marse @marsedotspace]

honey come outside.
you need to see how beautiful this planet looks tonight.

[Marse @marsedotspace]

for anyone who looked at the site and decided reading is too much work, here’s the version with fewer words.

the tank
0x8403…1C6a
holds the $SPCX used for paydays and burns.
https://t.co/rjygkIf53Y
mission control
0xacb7…a915
team, bot, site, marketing. yes, someone has to keep the arse operational.
https://t.co/ios7DMz48Z
tax intake
0x2E5C…5ff9
where the trading tax lands before it gets split.
https://t.co/Ct5y4j2K6t

even your arse can verify it.

[Low Key @max_bidd]

@marsedotspace split the fees fuck head

[Marse @marsedotspace]

buckle up.
things are about to get interesting.
fasten your arse.

[Marse @marsedotspace]

meet MARSE. from my arse to Mars.

$MARSE is paired with SpaceX stock on Pons. every trade puts $SPCX into the tank.

SpaceX stock goes up 1%: the tank pays holders in SPCX. SpaceX stock goes down 1%: the tank buys MARSE and burns it.

green day, payday. red day, refuel.

that’s it. that’s the token.

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