The evil and devious Netanyahu: "Oh boy! I love being an evil and devious genocidal dictator supported by the American Capital and Evangelical death cultists!"
Curtis Sliwa, ready to tackle him on the top of the Empire State Building under Mamdani's celestial decree:
If you're pregnant and can sprint into the US from Guatemala in 30 minutes, your child clearly *has* to be an american citizen, because we need him for our supersoldier program