marshall henderson

follower of Jesus, husband, father of 10, pastor, friend, coffee drinker, and ultimate player emeritus.

[marshall henderson @marshall_hend]

“Fast equals famous when you are an elementary school kid.”

-My 10 year old

[marshall henderson @marshall_hend]

My barber cut my eye brows shorter without asking me first. I’m not sure whether to be thankful or insulted.

[marshall henderson @marshall_hend]

Culturally atuned magician stage name: “The Disappearing Middle Class”

[marshall henderson @marshall_hend]

Does anyone know of any night classes offered at a university with a strong degree program for becoming a social media influencer?

[marshall henderson @marshall_hend]

I noticed everyone has quit their jobs to become halftime show specialists, but before I turn in my notice at work I want to ask if that’s a union job or not?

[marshall henderson @marshall_hend]

Forgiveness flounders because I exclude the enemy from the community of humans even as I exclude myself from the community of sinners. -Miroslav Volf

[marshall henderson @marshall_hend]

Like every family, our church family is a convergence of our flaws and God’s grace.

(Adapted from Ray Ortlund)

[marshall henderson @marshall_hend]

Let’s just say your choice of sunglasses tells us all that your kid plays travel ball and that you probably yell at the umps too much.

[marshall henderson @marshall_hend]

“Sometimes the greatest opposition to what God wants to do next comes from those who were on the cutting edge of what God did last.” RT Kendall

[marshall henderson @marshall_hend]

@m_weav Check up and imaging for one of our guys.
Just reflecting on seeing illnesses among the children and families there.

[marshall henderson @marshall_hend]

Spending Good Friday at Children’s Hospital…

The longing is especially poignant today to see all things made new.
#GoodFriday #resurrection

[marshall henderson @marshall_hend]

We have ten kids.
Most days it feels fairly normal.

But on nail trimming day, my wife cuts 200 finger & toe nails. That just hits differently.

[marshall henderson @marshall_hend]

My wife and I have picked out our rapper names:
Lo Battery & Lil Frustrated, respectively.

[sammy rhodes @sammyrhodes]

I'm thankful for friends, because in my 16th year of pastoral ministry, the one thing I'm sure of is I wouldn't still be here without friends that know me deeply and love me well.

[sammy rhodes @sammyrhodes]

Birthday cake is a flavor, and yet birthday cake can be any flavor you want. Please discuss.

[marshall henderson @marshall_hend]

Does anyone have a cure for having “We Don’t Talk about Bruno” lodged in your mind?

[marshall henderson @marshall_hend]

My wife bought me a mouthpiece to wear at night to stop my snoring.

This morning she suggested I wear it at the office (albeit only while working alone at my desk) to get used to it.

At. The. Office.

[marshall henderson @marshall_hend]

I don’t know the exact number of clothes hangers we have in our house except that it is exactly two loads of laundry less that the shirts we have.

[marshall henderson @marshall_hend]

I use the same gas pumps all the time because I hate to play the guessing game of whether this is a remove-card-quickly pump or leave-card-inserted pump.

I have just explained my personality.