Marshall Perry

Depth Chart Stats: 5’9 & 160 lbs. Ticket P1. I despise getting notifications from iMessage “tapbacks”. #AustinFC

[Marshall Perry @marshall_perry]

Dear companies of the 🌎,

I am literally logging on for the first time in forever to let you know that people like me are 1 million % more likely to continue buying your product if you don’t auto-subscribe us to your terrible promo emails.

Sincerely,
Me and the rest of the 🌎

[Marshall Perry @marshall_perry]

Hi. I’m back. Do I return or nah?

[Marshall Perry @marshall_perry]

Farewell. I’m joining the @TheAustinStone to fast from social media for the next 50 days. To my 6-7 active followers, I won’t miss you because I see you in person like every week.

[Marshall Perry @marshall_perry]

@mitchtidwell When learning to swim you can either start in the shallow end and work your way to deeper waters (this is the SUV route). Or you can just jump in the deep end (minivan route) Don’t start in the shallow end if you’ll end up in the deep end regardless… Make the dive bro.

[Marshall Perry @marshall_perry]

If you are like insanely rich, reading this tweet, and in the mood to do something nice, I would really love a Tesla.

[Marshall Perry @marshall_perry]

@mitchtidwell

[Marshall Perry @marshall_perry]

Not just a warning sign for preachers, but all Christians.

[Scott Sauls @scottsauls]

#PreacherWarningSigns #26 You are more interested in Christian books and commentaries than you are in the Bible.

[Marshall Perry @marshall_perry]

@thej_go Hot take: You could argue that Xian growth is a process of deconstruction…

“I believed X about God, the church, the Scriptures etc, but I’ve come to find that Y is true.”

The key is to deconstruct TOWARDS God & His Word, not away from it.

Job is a perfect example of this.

[Marshall Perry @marshall_perry]

@mitchtidwell

[Marshall Perry @marshall_perry]

@drmoore @KSPrior Lonesome Dove

[Peter Schrager @PSchrags]

And here's the drone shot in all its glory. The crew was given 3 hours; nailed it on the 15th of 15 takes. This is "Goodfellas" Copacabana type stuff for the Sports TV nerds. Shoutout to Jason Weber @NFLFilms , his team, and @skycandystudios and Cinewhoop for pulling it off.

[Marshall Perry @marshall_perry]

At this point in my life there are two things I am ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN are true.

1. Jesus Christ physically resurrected from the dead.
2. If you live in America and have a newborn, you will get an Amazon delivery every single day for an undefined period of time.

[Marshall Perry @marshall_perry]

Even if XYZ has some positive elements, should a Christian continue to engage in XYZ if they are conscious of the mental, physical, emotional, and spiritual temptations XYZ presents to them personally?

[Marshall Perry @marshall_perry]

@thej_go Maranatha

[Marshall Perry @marshall_perry]

Anyone else on that watch-what-you-eat-during-the-week-then-party-time-on-the-weekend diet?

[The Gospel Coalition @TGC]

Looking for new music? Check out “Holy Is Our God” by Austin Stone Worship, recorded live at The Gospel Coalition’s 2021 National Conference. https://t.co/IehtEs02mO

[Marshall Perry @marshall_perry]

Siri: “In 400 ft merge onto highway.”

Me:🙂

Siri: “Use the left lane to merge onto highway.”

Me:🤔

Siri: “Continue on the left lane to merge onto the highway.”

Me:🤫

Siri:“Head north on the highway.”

Me:😤

Siri: “Continue on the highway.”

Me:🤬

Siri: “Continue…”

Me:🤯

[Marshall Perry @marshall_perry]

Austin Stone's own @sehlinger3. Love it! Hookem

[Sam Ehlinger @sehlinger3]

Perspective - what is your purpose on this Earth? We will spend a short amount of time here compared to eternity!

[Marshall Perry @marshall_perry]

@JawnO That’s where this comes in… wait till Friday at 4:48 pm to post “your most nuanced tweet” and include this