𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖑™️

Product Designer @instacart. I’ve been practising Marshall arts for over 30 years.

[𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖑™️ @marshallcole]

Maybe I’ll just become a crazy cat guy

[David Hoang @davidhoang]

I need branching and version control for my personal life.

[𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖑™️ @marshallcole]

If you ever see a parade of Dutch people you can yell “they’re really clogging up the streets!”

[𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖑™️ @marshallcole]

Meditating with ADHD is already hard enough but throw in anxiety and you’re fucked

[𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖑™️ @marshallcole]

@jgulden As expected

[𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖑™️ @marshallcole]

@aalexdee @negativespaceca @therichardsachs

[𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖑™️ @marshallcole]

There’s a cycling race in Norway where one of the riders wins 500 kg of salmon. Do they also win a freezer to store it all?

[𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖑™️ @marshallcole]

@NoraJKS Apparently they use beef flavouring to season them. At least their hash browns are vegan!

[𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖑™️ @marshallcole]

Paris Hilton just taught me that McDonald's fries aren't vegan. 🍟

[𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖑™️ @marshallcole]

Today marks 10 years of being cancer free. I’m grateful that I only required one surgery with no extra treatment but it’s still been a huge mental hurdle to overcome. Here’s to 10 more years.

[𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖑™️ @marshallcole]

⁦@TwitterDesign⁩ you should probably fix this. I know my drafts are lost in time but this doesn’t help.

[𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖑™️ @marshallcole]

@aalexdee @negativespaceca I’ll have to get back to ya about this Sunday but I can definitely ride next Sunday!

[𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖑™️ @marshallcole]

“almost any problem is interesting if it is studied in sufficient depth.” https://t.co/8yWwQcDnJo

[𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖑™️ @marshallcole]

No Worries if Not! https://t.co/Z9uvSMCmXc

[𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖑™️ @marshallcole]

Mondays should be treated like a pilot episode. If it doesn’t go well the rest of the week is canceled.

[𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖑™️ @marshallcole]

I want an ergonomic office chair that doesn’t look like it should be in an office and that doesn’t roll around. Is that even a thing? Herman Miller meets dining chair?

[𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖑™️ @marshallcole]

@unbrelievable Using my pants as a napkin…

[𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖑™️ @marshallcole]

@aalexdee You better 😊

[𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖑™️ @marshallcole]

The problem with everything bagels is that everything gets everywhere

[𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖑™️ @marshallcole]

If I had enough content I’d start an Instagram account of people failing at parallel parking and I’d call it Parallelogram