Keif

Enjoy the Ride

[Keif @marshallkeith61]

Happiness is a warm gun

[Keif @marshallkeith61]

@JakobusReynolds Do it. After the first one you feel that you can rock whatever tattoo and that feeling is amazing and you get even more and yea 💦

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Those “good apples” be quiet AF

[Adnan Khan @akhan1437]

Nothing cops do is accidental. They watch you w/ intention. They pull you over w/ intention. They approach your car w/ intention. They tell you to get out of the car w/ intention. They draw their guns w/ intention. They shoot w/ intention. This is all tactical, not accidental.

[Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott]

Those dumb little kids had no chance against me in the Easter egg hunt.

[Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott]

we'll miss you Daft Punk

[FACTUAL OPINIONS OF DRED (Habitual Line Stepper) @FACTUALOPINION0]

Notice when the authority figure deemed it appropriate to intervene

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Pixar: How did you get past security?

Me: *out of breath* I have such a good name for a Ratatouille sequel, Rata-

Pixar, sighing: Rata2ille?

Me: -touille 2 oh man yours is so good

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

ur weird as hell if ur one of those people like "i hate cats." whats ur problem bud. they literally have little paws

[fredesque @FredTaming]

got some new coffee that i'm not familiar with so for now it's a cup of joseph

[Chef Chris @ChefJags]

I FEEL ATTACKED

[emmi @emdawger]

They killed a cop by beating him with a fire extinguisher and it really goes to show that blue lives matter was never about honoring the police force, but about silencing the black lives matter movement

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Those now saying Twitter's ban violates free speech didn't object when the NFL fired Colin Kaepernick.

[imora ♡︎ @IAMIMORA]

i think the main reason i b mad with myself is because i know that my intuition is very sharp, and yet i still b like "nah, let's just see"....like bitch u already seen. what more do u need to see?