Mallory

[MSG @TheGarden]

it’s a love story

[Mallory @marshmalco]

Update 2: Now that I have a kid, I am sad to report it is still very much a thing.

[Mallory @marshmalco]

I really hope Baby Shark isn’t a thing anymore by the time I have kids.

[Mallory @marshmalco]

Update 1: We are still married, they are not.

[Mallory @marshmalco]

Me: “You know, Ben still opens the door for JLo.”
Him: “Well if you were JLo, maybe I’d do more.”

And only 154 days until we get married.

[Mallory @marshmalco]

Here’s to hoping @redlobster stays in the headlines long enough for @nbcsnl to do a sketch next season from the shrimps pov.

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

What do you mean usher’s performance is over he didn’t do scream or dj got us fallin in love yet

[chart data @chartdata]

Megan Thee Stallion becomes the first female rapper to debut at #1 on the Billboard Global 200 with a solo song.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

All’s fair in love and poetry... New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out April 19 🤍

https://t.co/WdrCmvLHyA

📷: Beth Garrabrant

[Mallory @marshmalco]

That Legally Blonde soundtrack tho.

[Britney Spears 🌹🚀 @britneyspears]

10.24.23
https://t.co/TTW2sQKl5X

[Mallory @marshmalco]

Me: “You know, Ben still opens the door for JLo.”
Him: “Well if you were JLo, maybe I’d do more.”

And only 154 days until we get married.

[Mallory @marshmalco]

And 10 days later I met my future husband. 💗

[Mallory @marshmalco]

Legit giving Tinder a try and I'm pretty sure I've swiped left accidentally on 3 of my soulmates. #MyLife

[Houston Astros @astros]

The Houston Astros are 2022 World Champions! 🏆

[Mallory @marshmalco]

Me: “Do you have to watch the video with sound?”
Rhett: “Yes, they are making cheese.”

[lil pey pey @satanpeyton]

Look at how pretty and professional my sister looks 😭😭😭😍😍😍

[Britney Spears 🌹🚀 @britneyspears]

Coming along, folks ... coming along 🖕🏻!!!!! New with real representation today ... I feel GRATITUDE and BLESSED !!!! Thank you to my fans who are supporting me ... You have no idea what it means to me be supported by such awesome fans !!!! God bless you all !!!!!

[Mallory @marshmalco]

*listening to hot stuff by @OAODonnaSummer*
Rhett: “Does she want hot sauce?”

[lil pey pey @satanpeyton]

My mom and her sisters had a girls weekend 2 decades ago and made brochures to pass out. Icon behavior.

[Mallory @marshmalco]

@AlexJMiddleton @SHRP Oh. Ok.

[Mallory @marshmalco]

Tried showing my ID to the high school kid checking me out at HEB but he waived it away saying “I’m pretty sure I’ve sold you boxed wine before.” 🙃