sushi’s mom

all i do is sleep and tweet about how much i sleep and then i sleep again and most of the time i want to die

[ffion @SeaSaltBluehy]

my son podrick has never had a thought in his life. he doesn't know a thing

[Cats with aura @Catsworldtweet]

He's just a toddler

[Ras🥀 @fluffyfrappee]

Finally understood what ‘gorgeous but clueless’ actually means 😂

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

When your cat escapes and your neighbor returns him..🐈🐾😂🔊⬆️🆙

[Lara @lxraa444]

i’d do anything for a man like this

[Tokyo ❤️‍🔥 @Tokyouna]

So you're telling me I've been using the wrong sticker my whole life? My inner child is getting triggered.

[Black cats are not bad luck @blackscats]

The one weird thing about cats is that "murder mode" isn’t the first photo, but the second one 😭

[GP size 80 @guttapercha80]

Got a call from my patient’s company HR today🤡

HR: What’s the reason you gave Mr XXX MC?

Me: I can’t disclose my patient’s dental condition. It’s confidential

HR: Ok I just want to knw what procedure you did for him?

Me: I’m sorry but once again it breaches confidentiality

[La Bella Don @misshepbvrn]

This usually how it goes

[Derin @derinderleer]

Aşkın içinde olmanın en sevdiğim yanı bu

[yun. @vynnari]

i’m never deleting this app

[HTHAZE @hthaze]

this this funny fuck you guys

[✥ @qamrlight]

tawakkulmaxxing

[Tatty H. @tattyhassan]

Zoo negara ada membership tak macam gym?

Imagine pergi run/jog hari-hari macam kat taman, tapi boleh tengok zirafah & beruang semua sambil exercise????

[芸武 @SolRadiant7]

I love when my unserious ass friends have very serious, high-paying careers. why do you make 177k a year?!? HAVE THEY MET YOU???! 😭

[The Pets 𝕏 @ThePetsX]

He is playing with his feet

[No Context Cats @nocontextscats]

Blehhh 😛

[Travonne Edwards @Travonne]

you cooked with this one

[Lauren :) @laurenforu]

when your cats are decidedly not friends so you just collect pictures of them near each other

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate