AJ

Denver’s premier big sweetie 🥺👉👈He/Him

[AJ @marshmallowseer]

I think people in the Middle Ages could’ve invented toilets if they had wanted to they were just perverts

[AJ @marshmallowseer]

Detroit sports fans one hour from now probably

[britt @brittytigs]

who has it worse than detroit sports fans

[😱👻😱barbara johnson SCREAM account 😱👻😱 @eleanoir]

I love John Paul Brammer

[AJ @marshmallowseer]

@moreitscider

[AJ @marshmallowseer]

@DlNGLER I think I’ve mellowed out on all the other AL Central teams other than Cleveland Rot in Hell Cleveland

[AJ @marshmallowseer]

Chris Illitch

[Hockeyy Insiderr @HockeyyInsiderr]

Who’s stopping the @DetroitRedWings offense this year ? 🤯

[Octopus Thrower @OctopusThrower_]

The Red Wings have complained about "outside noise" a lot over the last few months.

They'd better get used to it.

https://t.co/hiR0HHhuGH

[AJ @marshmallowseer]

@moreitscider @MotownMels Every day with this org now

[esoteric fat boy @esotericfatboy]

just explained the covid concious lesbian bar hijab inspired secular accessorization clown college discourse to my mom and she just said "the cia is eating your generation alive"

[AJ @marshmallowseer]

Ideally I should be employed as some sort of demon mascot. But life goes on

[AJ @marshmallowseer]

@lanabeesfw Working with other people is hell

[AJ @marshmallowseer]

@313Hockey I’m guessing leaning towards “less removed”

[AJ @marshmallowseer]

Almost started WWIII because of AI

[Zachary Cohen @ZcohenCNN]

NEW: The US military was prepared to board a Chinese vessel in the Middle East earlier this spring -- during war with Iran -- after an intel report concluded it was transporting components of a nuclear weapons program.

But just before the planned operation, officials discovered the report had been generated w/ help of AI & chatbot used by the analyst inaccurately identified what the ship was carrying, sources tell @KatieBoLillis & me.

[AJ @marshmallowseer]

Actual quote from my gay coworker “I would pass amendment 6 7 to make everyone be tea” quote from my side of the office “Black people didn’t exist when Ancient Greece was around”

[AJ @marshmallowseer]

Them letting two of the queer people in the office but making me, the third sit with the homophobes is my 13th reason

[AJ @marshmallowseer]

@merricknsfw @punishedmother I would’ve seen Ms Merrick. I would have been looking respectfully

[Kyle Blomquist @BlomquistForMI]

"Nothing is my fault. Trust me, I'm a good and brave person in private. Whatever opinion you have, I secretly share. Probably."

Sanction Israel. End the Genocide. Free Palestine.

[luz @vnbvrnt]

how it started, how it’s going

[AJ @marshmallowseer]

Batman and Robin but Dexter is Batman and Peter is Robin

[Nobody 🦭 @whjnitis]

THEY'RE EATING THIS SHIT UP