★MARCEL★

neurotic homosexual nightmare (he/him ⚣⚧♂) | i was born in a house with the television always on | goth commie bastard man

[★MARCEL★ @marsixm]

✨⭐️💖⭐️✨

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

One of my fave 30 Rock jokes

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

And we will

[JayNicomachean Ethics @JackdawJackal]

COMPLETE THE TRILOGY

[Daniel Galleghost 🎃👻 @BeanWalrus]

"Niles, we're lost. That's the fourth time we've passed by the pile of frankly rather tasteless sheraton armchairs."

"Yes, the style clashes with the yellow wallpaper and endless billowing void. Then again, feng shui might fail to accommodate an open floor plan this... er, OPEN"

[tay @hairball1952]

the youngest and coolest 74 yo ever !!!!!!

[tay @hairball1952]

happy birthday david byrne also known as father autism as goat as living legend as genius as polymath and so much more!

[Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy]

happy birthday to my favorite artist of all time, david byrne 🌈

[Vanessa @cyrillasundays]

Life after you accept you’re a little intense

[female nick drake @blackholejules]

not to be that annoying person, but david byrne is right about all this

[Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy]

i was going to leave the record store but talking heads started playing

[★MARCEL★ @marsixm]

my manager had an easier time quitting cigarettes than diet coke (he hasnt quit diet coke)

[hil @plume__]

googling “quitting diet soda changed my life” just to see what’s out there (lmao) and nearly every account is like “i’m just glad i could prove to myself that i can give up the one thing i look forward to the most every day even if there are little to no noticeable benefits”

[pep 🐟 @SUBMARINER1941]

whodunnit and spaghetti western gotta be top two names of movie genres

[Cloudy 🌥️ (real angel) @oncloud_e]

funny how it's always one random trans woman's unfunny/offensive joke that will set us back 10 years, and not the elite power hungry pedophile cabal spending millions upon millions of dollars to turn us all into political stepping stones. surely these sentiments are unrelated

[Cassie Pritchard @hecubian_devil]

Really the best thing you can do for yourself as a trans person online is extricate yourself from trans online “communities” ASAP. They’re viper-pits of insane people and they *will* come after you. Everyone gets their turn in the stocks in these little digital villages.