Martin 💫

i’m not a housewife i’m a hornbag | he/him

[Martin 💫 @marsne93]

*kisses cute boy in Pride area* - absolutely no bother

*kisses cute boy in non-Pride area* - gets called a ‘faggot’ and told to go back and dance with the queers

This is why we have and need Pride 🌈

[Martin 💫 @marsne93]

I love the temu ads because wth is this?

[𝕜𝕚𝕠𝕟 . @MrFlyyyGuyyy]

Baby, we’ve already seen your hole, just go vote, pls.

[Martin 💫 @marsne93]

@danyuls_ no 🫶🏻

[Martin 💫 @marsne93]

Selling a homobloc ticket for £25 if anyone wants it dm me

[Az @tlicaz]

Dressed in a WHAT?!!

[Jonothan Jacobo @Colin_Field_2]

Girl even the 2nd plane waited 17 minutes

[dhanishtamoon ☾ @aquamoonbb]

literally me

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

LOL Catherine O'Hara is too funny

#Emmys

[lewis @lewisssffc]

vinted knows it’s friday

[Martin 💫 @marsne93]

Why are they giving bette and dot

[Chris E. Teigen @ChrisETeigen]

Omfg the skeletons are HOT TO GO for Halloween

[Martin 💫 @marsne93]

mcr peeps the hathersage is doing mpox vaccines. not on the website but if you ring/ask at desk they’ll book you in

[trin @lovelltrin]

transgender operations on illegal aliens

[Martin 💫 @marsne93]

@Maltease81 Oh!!

[karah @urrrfavbm]

not arguing with a man that has an apple watch, yea whatever u say fag

[Katie Rich @katiemaryrich]

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

[Martin 💫 @marsne93]

Sun’s out, sunnies on, pint in hand