marzy

eating cookies, petting your dog, avoiding confrontation

[marzy @marssattackss]

@BN9 @ITYSL

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

My drinking mistakes aren’t as bad as I get older. I wake up like, “did I sign up for Paramount Plus last night?”

[marzy @marssattackss]

@netflix @randolphbrewton here we go!!!

[marzy @marssattackss]

@IsJustKev https://t.co/HQQawrjzPG !!!

[marzy @marssattackss]

Went to Aldi for the first time today and am not proud to say that I have been SLEEPING HARD on this store. How’s is everything so cheap?!?

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

10 year challenge? yeah, it has been. thank you for noticing.

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

i’m an only child so my moms mantelpiece looks like i died

[marzy @marssattackss]

@Zendaya @randolphbrewton !!!

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

the gender neutral urge to point out a cow while on a road trip

[marzy @marssattackss]

Wedding shenanigans #thatbreadandbuttertho

[marzy @marssattackss]

@catXprince Im hoping it’s the same one I’m going to so I can see this in person 😍😍

[marzy @marssattackss]

If I see one more ‘picked the best pumpkin in the patch’ caption I’m gonna pick myself off of this planet

[marzy @marssattackss]

Pros of getting older: buying yourself a cookie cake for your birthday
Cons of getting older: buying yourself a cookie cake for your birthday

[marzy @marssattackss]

Paul surprised me with a picnic in Vinoy park this morning on our walk but a homeless man stole his cooler and we ended up riding around town and confronting said homeless man when we found him walking around with it. V cute date morning 😂😂🥲🥲

[marzy @marssattackss]

@netflix @randolphbrewton it’s almost here!!!

[marzy @marssattackss]

Is The Lincoln Lawyer just one real long Matthew McConaughey Lincoln car commercial???

[marzy @marssattackss]

@IsJustKev 😂😂

[marzy @marssattackss]

In love or looking at my titties??