Randy Rosenzweig

Husband, father, plant-based eater, green smoothie lover, with a passion for a happy & healthy life filled with whole foods, running, and enjoying my family!

[Acyn @Acyn]

Gangel: In March, Maggie Haberman and Jonathan Swan go to the oval office for a formal sit down interview with the president. He's very proud about some presidential historian has given him this document, which he says shows he's more powerful than Hitler and Stalin. 

He's proudly reading it and showing it to them, and they can't figure out who the presidential historian is. And they start searching. Name doesn't show up. But the president had said that this historian was a friend of former hall of fame golfer Gary Player. So they search…the historian is Gary Player's former caddie.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

KAINE: Was the 2024 election rigged?

HAL DUNCAN: President Trump won the 2024 election

KAINE: How about that? He was asked twice if the 2020 election was rigged, and he wouldn't answer the question. You're afraid of making an insecure president mad.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump shakes hands with Callista Gingrich and her hair

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

That time Norm MacDonald guessed how WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE rigged the 50/50 option, and was proven right mid-show 😅

[Jum @JesterJum]

How many animals did humans have to try and ride before we found out horses were cool with it?

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

"Juan will not be in class today because he's singing and dancing with Ken Stabler and Fran Tarkenton."

- Signed, Epstein's Mother

[Phone Losers of America @phonelosers]

Keep on treadmillin'! https://t.co/YZtdkNkVbT

[Danny Polishchuk @Dannyjokes]

I ask for Coke and they tell me they don’t have any

[Phone Losers of America @phonelosers]

If you missed The Callective today where I cohosted and we ruined the Easter Bunny's reputation for years to come, here's the archive of it:
https://t.co/NYsiNYTQqA
Also listen to the one that happened on April 1st. I didn't host, but I did a few calls and it was a good show.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Iran won’t close the Strait

Iran better open the Strait

Iran has 2 days to open the Strait

Iran has a week to open the Strait

NATO, open the Strait

I’ll bomb your critical infrastructure if Strait isn’t opened

I don’t care about the Strait

No ceasefire till Strait is open

[Jeli 💉x 7 ….. VOTE YES ......... Schnauzer mum.❤️ @skyeliner]

My favourite one today. 🙏

[brett *:･ﾟ✧ @misandreil]

just bought a new book i’m obsessed with the intro paragraph

[Natism @his4Everz]

Turns out Kristi didn’t really Noem

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

A lion would never drive under the influence...

But a Tiger Wood.

[Ascend: The Great Books Podcast @TheGreatB00ks]

YOU CAN READ THE ODYSSEY WITH ASCEND!

📚Join Ascend for a NEW 12 week study of the Odyssey prior to the new Christopher Nolan movie coming out!

📚Dcn. Garlick will be using the Fagles edition and many of the guests are using Lattimore.

1. Book 1 with @pleonidasp of @WYOCathCollege & Dr. Frank Grabowski of Holy Family Classical School (4.28.26)

2. Books 2-4 with Dr. Grabowski (5.5.26)

3. Book 5 with Dr. Glenn Arbery of @WYOCathCollege (5.12.26)

4. Books 6-8 with Dr. Grabowski (5.19.26)

5. Books 9-10 with @GregMcBrayer3 (5.26.26)

6. Books 11-12 with @OfficialNotDr of Coeur du Christ Academy (6.2.26)

7. Books 13-14 with @costofglory (6.9.26)

8. Books 15-16 TBD (6.16.26)

9. Books 17-19 TBD (6.23.26)

10. Books 20-21 TBD (6.30.26)

11. Book 22 with @alexpriou (7.7.26)

12. Book 23-24 with Dr. Justin Jackson and Dr. Benedict Whalen of @Hillsdale (7.14.26)

Then TWO BONUS EPISODES! 🔥

13. Post-Movie Breakdown with @SeanBerube4 (TBD)

14. The American Odyssey (NEW BOOK!) with @PatrickDeneen (7.21.26)

American Odyssey: https://t.co/wZVoHv491u

📚What are we doing before the Odyssey?

We wrap up Purgatorio for Lent with Cantos 32-33 with @JoshuaTCharles & Dr. Frank Grabowski (3.31.26)

🔥THEN we start a new series taking the BEST articles on THE ASCENT, a substack sister company to Ascend, ran by @HarrisonGarlic1 @SirEvanAmato and @the_culturist_ focused on Christian spirituality.

1. The Hidden Meaning of Narnia's Endless Winter (4.7.26)

Article: https://t.co/69uW5LTn7G

2. The Spiritual Harm of Lying (4.14.26)

Article: https://t.co/bGDz40nvEH

3. TBD (4.21.26)

Lot's of good things are happening on Ascend!

Join by subscribing: https://t.co/QBOydkpmlG

Collection of written guides: https://t.co/qEBGjvOraB

[Mitch Goldich 🐙 @mitchgoldich]

The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy

[Erick Erickson @EWErickson]

I went into this ready to blame Alex Pretti.

After watching hours of footage from multiple angles… I can’t.

Here’s why 👇
https://t.co/7TWL7NJcxw

[Rob Freund @RobertFreundLaw]

If a judge calls you out for citing "non-existent case law," filing an objection in response is probably not the play.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

What a joke. Similar circumstances exist in 20 different counties. Should we kill thousands of Americans and spend over $1 trillion in each of them? The failure of our elites to own up to failures in Iraq proves that the country most in need of regime change is ours.

[New York Islanders @NYIslanders]

104 year old World War 2 Veteran Dominick Critelli performed the National Anthem on the saxophone at tonight’s game!