Martin B

[Martin B @mart_b]

When you order a thermometer from @Tesco and get sent a pregnancy test...

[Martin B @mart_b]

Part of the ‘selected leftie audience’ 😂😂

[Ross McCafferty @RossMcCaff]

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[Martin B @mart_b]

@premierinn good morning. Does the Shoreditch hub have a luggage room please?

[Martin B @mart_b]

@peter_levy rainbow clouds over Lincoln

[Martin B @mart_b]

#NewProfilePic

[David Walliams HQ @davidwalliams]

‘Very Little Britain’.

[Martin B @mart_b]

I just used @FreePrintsApp to order FREE 6x4 photo prints from my phone - it's great! Use this link to get 5 FREE bonus prints a month. https://t.co/cPd6otxP6D

[Hyacinth Bucket @Hyacinth_Bot]

Spring is coming! My Dear Richard will be busy! 🌸🌺🌷💐

[Martin B @mart_b]

@JoeChapman87 It’s all those burpees in track 9 and jack/airs!

[Martin B @mart_b]

@LucasUpton Captain Pike has been fantastic - going for a spin off!

[Martin B @mart_b]

https://t.co/6NKDK1p2kP

[Martin B @mart_b]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Martin B @mart_b]

The board game that will test our friendship https://t.co/RrKHK7TZr1

[Martin B @mart_b]

The board game that will test our friendship https://t.co/pDmm0svtTR

[Martin B @mart_b]

This is definitely a friendship destroyer #BoardKings https://t.co/PYOLB5QxEV https://t.co/PYOLB5QxEV

[Martin B @mart_b]

Me and @mart_b in the #sunshine last week in #Norfolk- bit of a contrast to today in the #rain back in #Derbyshire

#doglife #dog #schnoodle #cromer #coast #uk #britain #gay #gayman #lgbt… https://t.co/8tW3OHDMxl

[Martin B @mart_b]

The #rough #sea earlier today in #Cromer #Norfolk - not exactly swimming conditions!

#autumn #october #windy #britain #british #seaside @ Cromer https://t.co/OQLCliZv7Y

[Martin B @mart_b]

‘Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes. *woof* You're under!’

‘Give me lots of biscuits...’

#dog… https://t.co/4XIuBz4QKt

[Martin B @mart_b]

Yesterday morning as I left for work ‘where do you think you’re going!?’

#schnoodle #dog #poodle #miniatureschnauzer #poodlemix #doodle #dogsofinstagram #schnoodlesofinstagram… https://t.co/j4AU7NN9g4

[Martin B @mart_b]

Ru and Hudson this #afternoon - sitting nicely (waiting on some #fish !)

#dogs #dog #schnoodle #miniatureschnauzer #schnauzer #poodle #poodlemix #doodle #schnoodlesofinstagram… https://t.co/kjFxjPtOV5