Voilà comment tout portugais doit penser en cas d’élimination du Portugal ( c’est dans l’ordre argentine 2 eme Angleterre 3 eme espagne 4 eme etc etc )
De vez em quando lembro me que fui em dates com um ggg (gajo gay grego), que só depois descobri que eram dates e não friendly hangouts e que ele afinal não era assim tão gay
My ex bf loved to wake me up in the sweetest way possible by bringing me a latte in bed
A month into the relationship, my friends were like “you look so happy you’re literally glowing”
Turns out he was roofie-ing the latte with collagen