Marta Anson 🇺🇦🕊

[ٰ @_vPNuser]

we are truly blessed with the amount of ways to eat a potato

[miao @Grendpateddo]

Chillll

[Zainab @_zmc_x]

Washing machine minutes are not real life minutes

[conduct|r @conductr_]

Yesterday I watched “Soul” to remind myself that maybe the purpose of life isn’t always finding some big purpose. It’s simply being present enough to enjoy being alive.

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Calling a forest “undeveloped land” is such a strange way to describe it.

Nothing is undeveloped about it. It is an ecosystem doing exactly what it is supposed to do.

[tweet deleter @BrittanytB]

When pets use pillows as pillows

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

At one point in "I Gotta Feeling" by Black Eyed Peas they just say Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday

[erin @erndromeda]

don’t talk to me while i’m eating carrots i’m not hearin a thing u say it’s so loud in here

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Study says if you were born between 1992 and 2003, you got the rarest childhood

[chloe @sardinecel]

when you grab the dish soap bottle and little bubbles fly out

[Hermit Thrush Ⓜ️ @Hermit_Thrush]

You know what? Fuck it. I'm sharing my one-time code. It's 284495

[GeorgieGirlAgain @GeorgieGirlLvp]

OMG I’m downloaded an app called Be My Eyes, where blind people can call and they can ask anything like if an outfit matches or food is in date.

And I just got my first call!! A lady in US asked if she’d bought the right jam. She had. She was lovely. That’s so fcking cool!

[Diaryofadreamywriter @Briellefine]

Half the books you were "forced" to read in high school are actually spectacular, you just didn't have the emotional maturity to understand them yet.

[そあ @soaly_s]

あの日の訓練が役に立つ時が来た

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

babe are u ok you’ve hardly touched ur GAS PEDAL THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT IS 65 WHY THE FUCK ARE U GOING 50

[🦎🛸🧪🦕 @666iggykoopa]

i can email the guy that grew my melon

[Yondaime @iamjadebrieanne]

They preparing us for water shortages 😭😭😭

[ms.poopclapper @oregonstatepoop]

me as a mom:
“honey please put away your shoes before i kill myself, do you want mommy to kill herself?”

[ᵢGₕₒₛₜ 🐇 @Daystxr]

This is how we are supposed to live 😭

[Jazz ❤️‍🔥 @bobdylanlover63]

Waited a long time for this