Marla

ci sono morta dieci volte nell'azzurro dei cazzi miei

[latke @latkedelrey]

me when other people need help: that’s so normal girl. that’s so understandable. nothing to be embarrassed about

me when i need help: i need to be killed.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

That’s deep

[kay nonsense @atp4me]

I cannot stop laughing at this send help

[☔ @Whotfismick]

happens when you're angry 😭

[anna @fIeabcgs]

me arriving at the plans i made when i was feeling extroverted #goldenglobes

[faith @faiththegemini]

me thinking about going to work tomorrow

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

You’re emailing me? It’s December 18th and you’re EMAILING me??????

[Amanda Brooke Perrin @brookeperrin]

The vet called my 7 yr old dog a “senior” today which is impossible because she’s just a baby?? like… she & i discuss it often abt how she is just a tiny little baby … ??

[nae @euphorixa]

y’all have no respect for the ppl who make your life easier. the person making your morning coffee deserves a livable wage. the person stocking the groceries you buy deserves a livable wage. the person cleaning the restrooms in the office you work at deserves a livable wage.