Marta Ferb

Esto es más horrible que acostarse con un rinoceronte que ya no te quiere.

[steven ★ @stevlmao]

if you want to be in my spotify wrapped, you must defeat my 7 evil songs i looped at weirdly specific emotional points in my life this year.

[Marta Ferb @martaferb_]

Is this fucking play about us

[sapphic films @sapphilms]

am i ok? (2022) is now available on max!

dir. stephanie allynne & tig notaro; starring dakota johnson and sonoya mizuno

[Hot Sexy Latina @lexascending]

“Wyd tonight” …… I have work at 8 am …. Don’t ever ask me something so crazy ever again

[Marta Ferb @martaferb_]

@CarlosNP90 :)

[abby govindan @abbygov]

when ur card declines at therapy so they bring out the homoerotic girl best friend you had an explosive falling out with

[clare @sadderlizards]

no no you don’t want to get to know me i’m better as a concept

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

they didn't need researchers for this they could've just texted me

[abby govindan @abbygov]

when someone whom I love and cherish is 32 they are young and hip and cool and beautiful but when someone who is mean to me is 32 they need to go start a family

[Marta Ferb @martaferb_]

No aguanto un segundo más de mi vida sin ser tan guapa como Peggy Gou

[DJ BBQ @stepheniscowboy]

skincare done teeth brushed cosy in bed and just remembered i need to take the bins out, it's just relentless isn't it, you have to stay alive every day until you die

[lucy ford 🍊 @lucyj_ford]

i don’t know who needs to hear this, but your job isn’t your identity. your identity is the interchangeable 3-4 month hyperfixation you make everyone’s problem

[grace @gracesftdt]

me when my friend posts a screenshot of our text messages on their story so everyone can see how funny i am

[gárgola digital @gargoladigital]

a escuchar a olivia rodrigo

[Marta Ferb @martaferb_]

Sin olvidar: “te has hecho algún retoque estético?”, close second

[Marta Ferb @martaferb_]

Entre los comentarios que me han hecho mis familiares este verano después de dos años sin verme, mi favorito ha sido sin duda: “estás como envejecida… pero en plan bien”

[Marta Ferb @martaferb_]

Este va a ser mi Oppenheimer

[Gabriel Cebrián @Gaceru]

El 31 de agosto se estrena la primera comedia romántica interactiva de Netflix. El espectador elige con quién se queda la protagonista.

[Marta Ferb @martaferb_]

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