Martin Durance

Jolly nice to meet you

[Martin Durance @martainedwd]

If I tweet and no one is following me, do I in fact tweet? #newtotwitter

[Metropolitan Police Federation @MPFed]

Being a firearms officer in London is one of the world's toughest jobs. Officers - volunteers - know the responsibility/accountability that comes with it and deserve our support. Ill-informed commentary from those in positions of power following any tragic incident is unwarranted

[Martin Durance @martainedwd]

@MissLexxx There was one yesterday evening at Streatham station as well. You on LV too?

[Martin Durance @martainedwd]

@MissLexxx @aidan_in_sw16 Shit, last night? Didn’t hear a thing

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

👏🏻👏🏻

[Martin Durance @martainedwd]

@HannahAlOthman You’ve totally misunderstood what this money is for: its not funding the NHS or buying equipment, its supporting NHS staff with wellbeing packages, accommodation, counselling etc. The NHS charities he’s supporting have worked with the NHS for decades. Less catchy tweet though 😒

[Martin Durance @martainedwd]

@captaintommoore @SkyNewsAust Just when you think he can’t get any more awesome. Complete legend. He’ll be one of my main memory’s of the corona virus

[Martin Durance @martainedwd]

@jacqdodman @BBCBreakfast The money isn’t to buy equipment for the NHS you plonker, it’s for wellbeing packages and support for nhs staff.

[Martin Durance @martainedwd]

@AkatsukiStrong @ESPNFC Shagging is definitely more fun than sex 😂

[Martin Durance @martainedwd]

@SportSA4U @NewlandsCricket Fucking love it you fucking knob head

[Martin Durance @martainedwd]

@apmmatthews @DarrenPlymouth @macnahgalla 😂 if they just walked normally it would be closer to marching

[Martin Durance @martainedwd]

@vivacb2 @SkyNews Middle class Londoners think they are bellends too

[Martin Durance @martainedwd]

@apmmatthews I bloody loved that video. Agreed, they are so far up their own arses they care more about being seen to care than anything else. Also which hippy bellend decided Canning Town was the station to go to 😂😂😂

[Martin Durance @martainedwd]

It’s like they’re actively trying to turn the public against protecting the planet

[Sky News @SkyNews]

This is the moment angry commuters pulled #ExtinctionRebellion protesters from the top of a Tube train after they disrupted services across London.

More on the protests here: https://t.co/duR6Re0UfU

[Martin Durance @martainedwd]

@crippledscholar What about dead people? Won’t they be offended? I spoke to my mate Isosceles and he’s pretty pissed too

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

England fans chanting: "Who put the ball in the racists net? Raheem f**king Sterling!"

[Martin Durance @martainedwd]

@EllieChownsMEP @ExtinctionR You don’t have the right to take over parts of the city for days on end. That isn’t protesting. That’s just screwing with ordinary peoples lives

[Martin Durance @martainedwd]

@PeoplesMomentum @Conservatives It’s like one of those games where you can literally name any action and you’ll find a way to accuse the torries of being racist. Poisonous posts like this are what divides society. You don’t care about BAME people you care about point scoring.

[Martin Durance @martainedwd]

@bglendenning So we can’t criticise the scenes last night at all? Grow up.

[Martin Durance @martainedwd]

@FoxCricket Lyon in a press conference said he wanted to end players careers. He’s got to expect grief. You reap what you sow, why are aussie teams so incapable of taking what they regularly dish out. When you do it it’s playing hard, anyone else does it’s unfair.