marta🧍🏼‍♀️💕

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[marta🧍🏼‍♀️💕 @martamonteiro26]

a criar caos hoje para ter gossip amanhã

[marta🧍🏼‍♀️💕 @martamonteiro26]

wowww, quem diriaaa

[SIC Notícias @SICNoticias]

Portugal está fora da Eurovisão pela primeira vez desde 2019. Os Bandidos do Cante falharam a qualificação para a final.

Saiba mais aqui: https://t.co/eYImgyYDzN
#eurovisao #portugal #Eurovision2026 #Eurovision #portugal #bandidosdocante #alentejo #news #sicnoticias

[Desvenlapatyxina  @FalangeEsquerda]

@Diih_Sof13 Corrigi

[marta🧍🏼‍♀️💕 @martamonteiro26]

voltei? who knows, sempre estive aqui lurking. rip marta de inicio de fac que não se calava aqui 😀

[marta🧍🏼‍♀️💕 @martamonteiro26]

já tenho o meu dump de abril feito, proíbam me de tirar mais fotos. mt obrigada

[A @seattleiminyou]

What hanging with the girls this summer is going to feel like

[kc @sharksf1n]

leaving lipstick stains on cups is equivalent to an angel leaving behind feathers

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

my personal favorite

[marta🧍🏼‍♀️💕 @martamonteiro26]

opa nao consigo, desculpem

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

NOT HIM PATTING HIS OWN HEAD WITH THE STUFFIES HAND 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ritocas @stfurita]

eu e o meu menu do mcdonals que escolhi quando tinha 14

[marta🧍🏼‍♀️💕 @martamonteiro26]

o meu maior sonho é ser assim omg

[ًً @eIsbangs]

ugh the bangs was such a good decision it looks so good

[𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 @11010101111_]

É domingo, estão 21°C, a cerveja está gelada, os velhos estão nas mesas de pedra da rua a jogar à sueca. Está tudo exatamente como deve estar.

[vani @vanidacoolest]

those stupid tiktok ads disguised as a slideshow that make me swipe and take me to their website

[marta🧍🏼‍♀️💕 @martamonteiro26]

pessoal eu preciso urgentemente de um bilhete para ver a laufey em portugal, pfv pfv pfv eu nunca pedi nada

[mip⭐️ @tgkclu6]

Portugal really just avoided having a wanna be trump as our president

[marta🧍🏼‍♀️💕 @martamonteiro26]

here i come

[Weather Watcher @WXWatcher07]

⚠️ ATTENTION: Do not underestimate Storm #Marta!

The Portuguese people are not being sufficiently warned about what’s coming. Recent model guidance has been adjusting to newer data and I expect Marta to continue intensifying up until landfall tomorrow.

NOTE: I don’t expect this storm to be as severe as Kristin, but a storm doesn’t need to be historic to be dangerous. As most of you know, Portugal and Spain remain in a very critical situation with severe flooding unfolding. Marta will not only bring widespread *heavy* rain but the continued intensification suggests a risk of very strong winds.

It’s still unclear exactly what areas will be affected by the worst winds, but it’s reasonable to expect the strongest gusts across central and southern Portugal and also in parts of the north, especially wherever the center of the storm makes landfall. There is a possibility of particularly strong winds in excess of 120-130 km/h near the core of the storm.
Trees and power lines will be more prone to fall with soils continuing to be deeply saturated.

In summary:
Please prepare for widespread disruptive winds and further heavy rainfall exacerbating the ongoing flood crisis.

Thank you for reading and be sure to share this information! The more people that know what’s coming, the better.

[André @OAndrePa]

Já recebi o aviso #PROCIV. É para ir trabalhar na mesma, não é? Obrigado, então pelos avisos. @govpt

[Vasco da Gamba @VascoDaGamba_XV]

Not gonna lie, mas estou todo borrado com este vento. Agora sei o que sentiram os 3 porquinhos.

[João Fernandes @joaofernandes_6]

Beautiful girl named AvisoPROCIV keeps texting me

[marta🧍🏼‍♀️💕 @martamonteiro26]

nós ocasionalmente temos bangers assim

[soli @solisolsoli]

Cemetery gate, Portugal. "Here I wait you"