Marta

Pop culture enthusiast. Ohioan. Mother of 1 human baby and 2 fur babies.

[Marta @martasafko]

We love our family church camp… and knew exactly what to do for “Dress As Your Favorite Musician” lunch.

Ms. Rachel reigns supreme in our household!

@songsforlittles
@camplutherohio

[Marta @martasafko]

My kid took a 2 hour nap on a Friday, so that can only mean one thing… #LoveIsBlind

[Marta @martasafko]

Irish Twins. On accident. Aren’t they always. @SarahRiveraSTEM

[Marta @martasafko]

@dewarburton But more importantly… have you been using moisturizer? Or the alternative like Hugh….

[Andrew Perez @andrewperezdc]

During the Super Bowl tonight, you’ll see two TV ads promoting Jesus from a company called He Gets Us.

Underneath the inclusive-sounding messages is a group funding the right’s efforts to ban abortion & allow businesses to discriminate against the LGBTQ+ https://t.co/bKAqgbQy8E

[Marta @martasafko]

All in a day’s work for a substitute teacher. I got told I look like JoJo Siwa and also like “my grandma’s age” today.

[Marta @martasafko]

Watching pissed off cats in carriers coming in for vet visits will never not be funny.

[Marta @martasafko]

How did I never recognize in Home Alone before…. Scranton Ticket Agent is Nelson from A League of their Own. 🎶 It had to be you….. 🎶

[Marta @martasafko]

*shhhh*. This is the best part of the day. This and a leftovers Turkey sandwich later tonight. There, I said it.

[Leslieoo7 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 @Leslieoo7]

Gay people aren't shooting up straight night clubs.

Black people aren't shooting up white grocery stores.

Latinos are not shooting up Walmarts.

Jewish people are not shooting up Christian churches.

The violence is coming from one demographic: Alt-right radicalized men.

[Marta @martasafko]

A fellow shopper in the mall called me Grandma. So I’m teaching my baby how to drown your sorrows and lift your spirits with carbs. 🥨

[Marta @martasafko]

New idea for a game show: From memory, list the songs that played on the radio while you were having your teeth cleaned. I think I could have gone 8 for 8 today. #Sheeran #Sinatra #Queen etc.

[Marta @martasafko]

@StefanDee @benschja Brother my mind went straight here too after J’s tweet. Had to look up to confirm that “Songs About Jane” was their first album, which it was. Track #1. Downhill from there.

[Marta @martasafko]

I have a pop culture confession to make: I have no heartstrings attached to Hocus Pocus. Not now, not 15 years ago, not 30 years ago. Sure I’ve seen it- it just isn’t a thing for me. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[TVLine.com @TVLine]

Rapper Coolio Dead at 59 https://t.co/W2tbnz5KXo

[Marta @martasafko]

Another day, another @RuPaul Little People.

[Marta @martasafko]

Not the corgis!!! 🥹🥹🥹

[Derek Momodu @DelMody]

Her Majesty's beloved corgis, Muick and Sandy, await the cortege on the day of the state funeral and burial of Queen Elizabeth, at Windsor Castle in Windsor 💔 @Reuters #queensfuneral

[Marta @martasafko]

Her mommy and daddy became full fledged Drag Race fans while she was in utero…. So a Fisher Price @RuPaul only makes sense.

[Marta @martasafko]

Of all the recognizable faces at the tables behind the Emmy podium, Jennifer Coolidge wins the category. I could just watch her all night.