miranda

29 | she/her | insta: @mirandavenus | tiktok: mirandavenusnotpenis | #blacklivesmatter |🌈 | 🧩 | my body, my choice |

[miranda @martayven]

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[miranda @martayven]

Hi friends! I need help paying off axels tplo surgery as it’s a huge expense i wasn’t expecting. I started a go fund me. Please share if you can’t donate!! https://t.co/RmINZNRGZ1

[miranda @martayven]

https://t.co/BIYdlfb8cU

[miranda @martayven]

Not sure who needs to hear this but just because you turn the washer on “quick wash” doesn’t mean your stuff is actually going to be washed

[miranda @martayven]

@FedEx why have you had my packages for almost a week and you aren’t delivering them?????

[miranda @martayven]

“You’re great at being country without the second syllable” is my new favorite line LMAO @BFFsPod

[miranda @martayven]

“I cry a lot but i am so productive” same Taylor same

[miranda @martayven]

I hate people that put on a show to the world but in reality they are a scum bag and they aren’t willing to embrace it lol

[miranda @martayven]

S/o to @SouthwestAir for almost making us miss our flight and for destroying my brand new suitcase!! DO NOT FLY SOUTH WEST

[jordan @JGDaGod]

I haven’t called this app X one mf time

[miranda @martayven]

First new years without a hangover in 10+ years 🤩

[miranda @martayven]

I stg if i see one more person get a kitten i might fuck around and get my own

[miranda @martayven]

People that are proud to be homewreckers give me the biggest ick

[miranda @martayven]

When i was younger i used to make fun of my mom for her anxiety she got whenever we went to the mall and now that trait has been passed along to me. When i said karma is beautiful but also terrifying i meant it lmaooo

[miranda @martayven]

Karma is beautiful but also terrifying lmao

[miranda @martayven]

Some people are so slimey 🤢🙅🏼‍♀️

[miranda @martayven]

Psycho 😂😂😂

[miranda @martayven]

The geese that live at my work’s parking lot finally had their babies hatch and they had a lil parade today to show them off 🥹

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

last month i called 911 on myself for feeling suicidal and the bill with insurance is over $2,000. the 15 min "psych evaluation" alone was $400. oh, and they still sent me home that night. it cost me $2k to not take my life. america's healthcare system is so fucked lol