reese

my mom says I'm funny

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Having a hard time focusing on work when I feel the need to kick systemic racisms butt

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Straight couples reels or tiktoks are the cringiest things but I still find myself scrolling through them 🙄

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So everyone is a true crime podcaster now?

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Covid has made me waaaayyy more aware of how often I choke on my own spit

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@luka7doncic lemme dm you so my friends can stop talking shit

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@aalexisjean I love hot bitches

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That copy paste covid post going around on Facebook is just showing me who’s choosing not to get vaccinated so imma say it again— HOT BITCHES GET PFIZER

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Yes I have an iPhone, but I will slander Apple any chance I get

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The way that doordash has so much control over me is just TOXIC. There is no god damn reason to spend 20$ on a 10$ meal but I’m doing it REGULARLY

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@briflowerss Stop the Android hate speech!!!

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It’s 2021 and we haven’t found a better way to package cereal?

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Annoyed that greys is trying to force station 19 on me, when I’m only watching greys bc I’m too far in now 🙄 ITS NOT GUNNA HAPPEN SHONDA

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“6ft bc apparently that matters” 🙄 it matters bc my body image issues include not wanting to look like I can dunk on my boyfriend

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Font mind me sitting in my car scrolling through Twitter as I avoid going into the gym

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When my period app does its job and tells me my cycle is about to begin, it feels like a personal ATTACK like bitch let me live in peace!!! Stop the negativity!!

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I just realized I only shaved one of my legs

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I find it odd that guys on dating apps don’t like to be asked what they do? Why is it weird to want to know how you spend 40 hours a week?? Sounds sus to me

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@AmericanAir I called and was helped by a representative, thank you!!

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YALL I JUST BOOKED A FLIGHT TO CANCUN

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@emily_ski1 @AmericanAir One of the flights is non refundable tho, that wouldn’t still work would it