Martin C

“Imagine a world, where all the information is passed from generation to generation through culture, and DNA is just a memory"

[𝙆𝙖𝙮™️ @KayLFC05_]

This is actually insane

[Christian Smith @TheLawyerCSmith]

EXCL: The Lawyer can reveal that Burnley has won its legal case against Everton over Everton's PSR breaches. The Toffees are to pay Burnley nearly £40m in damages and interest. Everton is expected to appeal.

https://t.co/1WbuAprLoQ

[Atlético de Madrid @atletienglish]

😂😂😂😂😂

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

WHAT DID THE AMERICANS DO TO ENGLAND’S LINEUP???

THIS IS NOT EVEN AI😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Chris Mitchell @chrismbbcsport]

This is a slip from the President, he looks at his worst, weakest and crucially ugliest when the press pack wind him up.

[Brian Spurrell @BrianSpanner1]

‘I don't know Jeff has there? I must've missed that.
A kitchen?’

[Cleverly 💐 @Cleverlydey4u]

Marquinhos comforts his international teammate Gabriel after his penalty miss costs Arsenal the Champions League...🥺🇧🇷

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This may be the worst timed moment for a TV to turn off in history

[OT5 Daily @OT5Dailys]

Niall Horan talking about the Derby County club rumours of being sold!

via talksport

[Football Away Days @AwayDaysFB]

Ollie Watkins wife has shared his manifestation notes that he wrote throughout the season on his wardrobe mirror. Some season he has had 👌🏻

[Dr Iain Overton @iainoverton]

5/ Anti-corruption experts told me the key question is whether Farage’s crypto advocacy is in the public interest — or influenced by personal financial ties.

The Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards is already investigating separate undeclared gifts linked to Reform UK’s crypto backers.

[Hull City @HullCity]

No cheating, lads 🃏

#hcafc

[luke @louorns]

Cologne were caught spying in 2015 vs Hamburg. You’ll never guess who was there at the time, would you? Better yet, look at the details of how it was set up. A hotel booked in the opposition clubs facility

[EFL Communications @EFL_Comms]

The Independent Disciplinary Commission’s written reasons in respect of Southampton FC have now been published.

Yesterday (Wednesday 20 May) a League Arbitration Panel dismissed Southampton’s appeal against the Independent Disciplinary Commission’s sanction. The League Arbitration Panel’s written reasons will be published in due course.

Read more: https://t.co/FiJS1gN70b

[The Square Ball @TheSquareBall]

But for who, Chris Kamara?

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

Anyone with any knowledge of English football history will know that it is ridiculous for Southampton’s chief executive, Phil Parsons, to claim that their expulsion from the Championship play-offs is a bigger punishment than the 30-point deduction imposed on Luton Town in 2008 which led to relegation and almost throttled the life out of the club. Absolutely no comparison and completely weakens Southampton’s attempted argument that being thrown out of the play-offs is “manifestly disproportionate to every previous sanction in the history of the English game”.

There is some good stuff in Parsons’ statement: accepting culpability for Spygate, apologising to those clubs they spied on and apologising to their fans “whose extraordinary loyalty and support this season deserved better from the club”. Well said. But… the rules changed since Leeds United’s “similar offence” in 2019, there is no right to the £200m (it’s not a fine), and to play the whataboutery game and make the comparison with the Hatters is, fittingly, mad. Southampton’s reputation is certainly damaged but at least their very existence is not at risk. #SaintsFC #LTFC

[Martin C @martcoles]

RT @EFL_Comms: A League Arbitration Panel has today dismissed Southampton Football Club’s appeal against the Independent Disciplinary Commi…

[Tatum Turn Up @tatumturnup]

This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen. No notes. The lifeless clanker carcass just laying there. No crowd reaction, anything. Just Billie Jean. Until its lifeless shell is shamefully dragged off. Purely amazing.