Marter1000

24M. 91F in the US army.
The worst MechWarrior to step foot into a mech.
An IQ that matches waters freezing point.

[Marter1000 @marter1000]

Im a very simple man.

I see avali, I like the post and follow.

I see proot, I like the post and follow.

Life is good.

[Marter1000 @marter1000]

@MegalodonFilms 24 and 5'7

[Mothberg 205 @GodsLibtard]

got into a tf2 match that started with a guy getting so mad I said he "sounds like the 'are you guys going trick or treating' guy" that he called me every slur under the sun and made up weird fantasies for 40 minutes

and ended with this as micspam

Best game ever

[🌸Nivka🇩🇪 @Animuwrangel]

V: "Listen, choom, nothing personal; this is just another gig."
6: [Speech 100] "We both kinda have brain damage."
V: "Shit, you're right." (Ends Encounter)

[Marter1000 @marter1000]

@SkyeTheBirb ;p

[RTVisual @RT_Visual_on_X]

Dreadlocked man KNOCKED OUT by a TACO as JESUS announces it's 'TACO TUESDAY, BABY'

[Marter1000 @marter1000]

@SkyeTheBirb Birb is birb, this is good.

[Marter1000 @marter1000]

@Spazzyfloof Bout fuckin time.

[Mikhail Malekov. @M_Malekov_935]

@Batfinkz That's literally this video unironically

[Marter1000 @marter1000]

Fucking asshole lmao

[Rhinest☆ne @CrimsonHaze2]

"I AIN'T BUYIN' KNOCKDOWN FOR MINA, I'LL SHOW YA HOW WE DEAL WITH VAMPS ON LONG ISLAND"

[Nixia @DatKawaiiWolfy]

Slime go wagwagWAGwagwaG ✨
https://t.co/7jriKPfc7K

[👻𖤐El Zombie II𖤐🧟‍♂️ @DimeFred2]

Cuando ves a nuestro ajolotito consentido y bonito, devorar a un agresivo pez beta con su poderoso sistema de succión, cambia completamente tu perspectiva.

Te recuerda que la naturaleza es implacable. No es buena ni mala... Solo es lo que es.

[Marter1000 @marter1000]

@LeNardoragon Hope it went well.

[Marter1000 @marter1000]

@Mikojan17Alphar Always prefered the 240.

[Marter1000 @marter1000]

@ToastieToastata Cool creature.

[Marter1000 @marter1000]

@LeNardoragon I wish you the best in your surgeries.