Martha Clark

Life is better with boat drinks!

[Martha Clark @martha_clark]

@cryclark How are you feeling? Are you home?

[Martha Clark @martha_clark]

@cryclark YIKES! Hope it's just gas. Keep me posted how you are.

[Martha Clark @martha_clark]

WHO'S SICK? @cryclark I ve always wanted to spend my thanksgiving night in the hospital.. lol or not..

[Martha Clark @martha_clark]

@tailoredpants - another reason for me to hate elevators. Chilean man recovering from out-of-control elevator ride http://t.co/lmyNsmrZGn

[Martha Clark @martha_clark]

I watched it. Oh the shame. @tailoredpants Why the f%#& would I want to watch Justin Bieber take a leak? @TMZ

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If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

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That warms my heart <3 xoxo @cryclark just donated blood in dedication to @martha_clark #cancersurvivor #itsinyoutogive #payitforward

[Martha Clark @martha_clark]

@cryclark @tailoredpants Thanks Crystine!! I just landed in Florida, Sam will be here in about an hour xo

[Martha Clark @martha_clark]

@cryclark Chemotherapy patients need blood too! Crystine knows this all too well. #ourlifeblood

[Martha Clark @martha_clark]

@cryclark Big, HUGE, congratulations to you! So, so proud xo #ourlifeblood

[Martha Clark @martha_clark]

You're 15, you little dip shit. SMARTEN UP! @connormulvenna How to get over a hangover: caffeine + cannabis

[Martha Clark @martha_clark]

Crack must be gluten free? @BridesButler It's Detroit!! Who knew?! “@HuffingtonPost: The most gluten-free friendly city is...

[Martha Clark @martha_clark]

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! @tailoredpants @DAVIDsTEA has an organic banana oolong tea! Mmmm!

[Martha Clark @martha_clark]

Woman accidentally glues mouth shut http://t.co/g15aEDnr9G @tailoredpants This could happen to you!

[Martha Clark @martha_clark]

Got any banana ones? The only ones worth eating. @tailoredpants Freezies are addictive. This box of 100 won't last long.

[Martha Clark @martha_clark]

Do you think someone should tell Americans what Canadian Bacon really is...ham. #baconisbacon

[Martha Clark @martha_clark]

@tailoredpants And don't be afraid to jack em up! Trot, trot.

[Martha Clark @martha_clark]

@mumby You know you want some "Old Dirty Bastard" (or is that just me?)

[Martha Clark @martha_clark]

@tailoredpants Don't eat them!!! I dream about Smarties eggs.

[Martha Clark @martha_clark]

@BridesButler I've come to the conclusion I tire of clothes quite quickly...yours & @tailoredpants' gain. Enjoy!