Martha Holtz

[Martha Holtz @martha_holtz]

@HollywoodHoltz @PlayStation 😍😱

[Martha Holtz @martha_holtz]

@MadisonONeill4 you are my special person 😍

[UW–Madison @UWMadison]

Great day for #Wisconsin sports, @brewers? Or *best* day for #Wisconsin sports? #OnWisconsin #OpeningDay #FinalFour

[Yik Yak @YikYakApp]

"Having to turn subtitles on in Netflix because you're eating chips." — Vanderbilt

[Yik Yak @YikYakApp]

“Practice Exams vs. Actual Exams: why do you build me up, build me up, buttercup, baby, just to let me down.” — University of Wisconsin

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

Big fucking deal #DontJudge

[Yik Yak @YikYakApp]

"Chubby, single, and ready for a Pringle." — Cal State Fullerton

[Wisconsin Football @BadgerFootball]

Some terrific words of advice from Matt Foley, er, we mean Chris Farley, on joining the #Badgers: http://t.co/XyLHBqvwrR

[Louis Bilotta @HoelottaBilotta]

#IveSeenEveryEpisodeOf @theofficenbc, multiple times. How could you not? http://t.co/wucvctZe0s

[UW–Madison @UWMadison]

✅ Hat
✅ Coat
✅ Gloves
✅ 5 gallons of coffee

Ready for Monday.

[Yik Yak @YikYakApp]

"Being from Texas is like the opposite of fight club. The first rule of Texas is you always talk about Texas." — Ole Miss

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

"How sad were the Super Bowl ads this year? Bummer after bummer after bummer..." http://t.co/CPQPhZTFKo

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

Thank you, Netflix’s 15-second countdown between the end of one episode and the start of the next... #FallonTonight

[Yik Yak @YikYakApp]

"The average American consumes 4,500 calories on thanksgiving. This is my only chance to be above average since I've been at college." — UGA

[Yik Yak @YikYakApp]

"Drunk texts are ok because I can at least see what I sent in the morning. Drunk snapchat? Wtf did I send to 30 people?!" — U of Wisconsin

[Yik Yak @YikYakApp]

"How long after you're President do you wait to ask if aliens are real?" — Mars Hill University

[Yik Yak @YikYakApp]

"Any salad is a Caesar salad if you stab it enough." — Penn State

[Martha Holtz @martha_holtz]

Chick-Fil-A opening on my birthday #bestbirthdayever #december4 #soexcited