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dyt oh | cola sc

[n x d @nxd1979]

thinking again about "i've yassified her to maintain anonymity"

[Trent @Woodlandbuckle]

There’s no way all it took was him being bisexual

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

the cut to the audience reaction will never not be hilarious 😭

[c a i t l i n @hello__caitlin]

There was a water leak in the basement tonight and George kept “helping” by running to the top of the basement stairs and doing some heavy breathing/staring

[Sosa 𖤐 @ihysosa]

how tf is that like earth at all then

[erika @yeeeerika]

so far 2025 feels like being awake during surgery

[aciel @2OO6wr]

I SAW IT AGAIN LOL I DID MY BEST TO RECORD IT 😭🍌

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Jason Isaacs when asked if he would want to return for the ‘HARRY POTTER’ reboot series:

“I’m hoping to come back as Hermione”

(Source: Deadline)

[ؘ @roanfiles]

“Boys in my high school would call gay people clowns, so I started doing white makeup because I was like: If you’re gonna call me a clown, then I’m going to be the best clown you’ve ever seen. It’s gonna be undeniable that I’m gay and there’s nothing wrong with that.” 🩷

[𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐲 🃏🎀 @playym8te]

i wonder what they laughing at on tik tok rn.

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog

Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?

Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla

Pet store employee: That is fine.

Grinch: A green gorilla

Employee: Doesn’t matter

[lore @loressocool]

just realized vienna waits for me.

[꩜ ⥉ 𝐣𝐞𝐰𝐞𝐥 ꩜ ⥉ moved accts! @apollodotorg]

i love going “streets are saying” before i say something i literally just made up

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

Fighting over TVs ?? WE'RE SO BACK

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

found out farmers often protect their young cows from frostbite by using special earmuffs and i mean just look at them

[andres @DblAuntAndres]

they were the first to take the lyrics of defying gravity and really hold space with that